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Three nights at the place for 125 PP would only be 3375.

That leaves 5625. Get the ladys to come to the place, for a few hundred a peice. Now your down to 4625.

Booze and food, 2.5k should work fine. 2125.

That would cover your boat, and then you could pick up women on the beach/dock and have a real good time. You would also have 1,300 to spare.(I added 225 onto the boat for gas costs.)

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1,300 is a nice tip for the strippers.

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And I figured 300 bucks a girl(3 girls) and for 9 dudes that's a really high ratio. More realistic would be 1, however 2 girls is more that 2 times as much fun in my experience.

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Also, every guy has a budget for the girls..... and every guy also tips above that budget.

It just happens.

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Beware, strippers have been known to 'sacrifice' the person, and/or literally carve their name in with fingernails...

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Been known to do other things to

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Beware, strippers have been known to 'sacrifice' the person, and/or literally carve their name in with fingernails...

sweet.

:D

that's a great trick.

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Been known to do other things to

allegedly do other things.

My only rule from the wife was to not bring home anything itchy or worse, and if I had to nail one park it in the rear so i don't knock her up.

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Ouch that's a spendy price for a rental. You looking for a fast boat not a pontoon?

Basic Ski Boat would work. It does include gas though

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Beware, strippers have been known to 'sacrifice' the person, and/or literally carve their name in with fingernails...

sweet.

:D

that's a great trick.

Especially when the person wasn't even supposed to go to the strippers...

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Ouch that's a spendy price for a rental. You looking for a fast boat not a pontoon?

Basic Ski Boat would work. It does include gas though

Wow. That's a good deal then. I've burned 200 bucks in gas on a boat in a few hours.

:D

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Ouch that's a spendy price for a rental. You looking for a fast boat not a pontoon?

Basic Ski Boat would work. It does include gas though

Hell, in the day when I skied we could whack 3 tanks of gas in a day. I am sure they'll charge you if you need to refill though...

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Think I have a CL problem. Bought a Trek tonight. Pics tomorrow, its dark and hot & muggy as shit in the garage.

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Damn you Sean. You guys have a much better craigslist selection then we do. Find me a ~58cm steel bike and break it down and ship it to me on the cheap!

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Just saw that the place has a minimum of 5 night during peak season....

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http://www.planetict...tail.aspx?ID=48

I'm not one to stereotype but the worst drivers I have been around seem to have either fish emblems, Texas A&M emblems, drive a van of any kind, or are female

reading that page just raised my bp

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That is insane. I don't car how good the food is, it would never be worth those prices to me, unless it came with the best blow job by the hottest bitch on Earth, and since there is no such thing. . .

my issue is the more I pay for food the more pissed off I am that I didn't do it my damn self and do it 10x better, with some yoga that could apply to both scenarios.

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That is insane. I don't car how good the food is, it would never be worth those prices to me, unless it came with the best blow job by the hottest bitch on Earth, and since there is no such thing. . .

my issue is the more I pay for food the more pissed off I am that I didn't do it my damn self and do it 10x better, with some yoga that could apply to both scenarios.

The fact that the 2nd part is even up for consideration scares me. You need to come to AZ and sample our whores.

J

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i suppose it is a little transparent that I haven't had anyone exciting or even capable between the sheets in a while, eh?

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Just a bit..............I know plenty of them out here.

J

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That is insane. I don't car how good the food is, it would never be worth those prices to me, unless it came with the best blow job by the hottest bitch on Earth, and since there is no such thing. . .

my issue is the more I pay for food the more pissed off I am that I didn't do it my damn self and do it 10x better, with some yoga that could apply to both scenarios.

In this case you wouldn't have that feeling as you would have no idea how to do it, nor do it better. Something about a French Master Chef that makes his title meaningful.

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