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Let's eat a bunch of shit that makes me want to walk around outside when it's raining.

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Let's eat a bunch of shit that makes me want to walk around outside when it's raining.

lol... funny you say that.. i do i like to be outside while on em. somthing about the night sky the cool air, and the trees moon and sky.. love it! oh and i hate cloths

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Let's eat a bunch of shit that makes me want to walk around outside when it's raining.

lol... funny you say that.. i do i like to be outside while on em. somthing about the night sky the cool air, and the trees moon and sky.. love it! oh and i hate cloths

:roflmao: is it raining right now Jon?

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The patented touch the outer corner of his eye move when he wants to look empathetic even looked weak with that public address.

talented politician for sure.

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I can't scroll past that fucking quote without laughing. I need to turn signatures back off.

ROFLMAO

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BTW I negotiated a deal out of a Dyson animal complete.

That vacuum is a bad bitch. Cleans amazingly well. 5 year parts and labor and a few hundo cheeper than the closest comercial vacuum that I found USED.

If it lasts the 5 years, it will be well worth it for me. Big dog, 2 cats, a sasquach and a wife with over 2 foot long hair makes it awesome value for how well it cleaned.

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Holy stripped RX-7!

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BTW I negotiated a deal out of a Dyson animal complete.

That vacuum is a bad bitch. Cleans amazingly well. 5 year parts and labor and a few hundo cheeper than the closest comercial vacuum that I found USED.

If it lasts the 5 years, it will be well worth it for me. Big dog, 2 cats, a sasquach and a wife with over 2 foot long hair makes it awesome value for how well it cleaned.

yeah, after my wife hops out of the shower I look at the drain and think a sasquach just got out of there. are you sure your not mistaking your significant other as the sasquach also maybe? lol

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Yeah yo bitch is haireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Yeah yo bitch is haireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

dude, her hair goes half way down her back! it's crazy man

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BTW I negotiated a deal out of a Dyson animal complete.

That vacuum is a bad bitch. Cleans amazingly well. 5 year parts and labor and a few hundo cheeper than the closest comercial vacuum that I found USED.

If it lasts the 5 years, it will be well worth it for me. Big dog, 2 cats, a sasquach and a wife with over 2 foot long hair makes it awesome value for how well it cleaned.

yeah, after my wife hops out of the shower I look at the drain and think a sasquach just got out of there. are you sure your not mistaking your significant other as the sasquach also maybe? lol

I'm so furry I'm goin' gorillas.

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BTW I negotiated a deal out of a Dyson animal complete.

That vacuum is a bad bitch. Cleans amazingly well. 5 year parts and labor and a few hundo cheeper than the closest comercial vacuum that I found USED.

If it lasts the 5 years, it will be well worth it for me. Big dog, 2 cats, a sasquach and a wife with over 2 foot long hair makes it awesome value for how well it cleaned.

yeah, after my wife hops out of the shower I look at the drain and think a sasquach just got out of there. are you sure your not mistaking your significant other as the sasquach also maybe? lol

I'm so furry I'm goin' gorillas.

I like to keep my shit down. get you a good razor and some gel and go to work. back, chest, the business, it's all good to go.

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I set the laser to kill on my back hair. It is night and day difference how much cooler I feel.

I don't shave my chest though. I'm fat, no point.

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well, my head is clear after many months. I guess the pain I have been feeling in my chest isn't my heart or my lung, it's just anxiety. I really thought I was dying. I have never felt that way before and it scared the shit out of me

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Glad you are relatively OK. Stress can kill man.

I would have called you a liar 6 months ago if you told me that, but it did a number on me.

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yeah man, at 30yrs old you would never think something like this could be possible so you think the worst. when you have 4 kids and a wife you have to work for you know there is no time to die, they need the money you provide and the time you can give them

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I'm not really employed, but I need hooch money to put up with the wife. And no kids.

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my life would be stress free if I didn't have kids. I don't understand why people go so nuts over their GF or wife when they don't have kids and aren't married. if shit went crazy in my life and I didn't have kids I would pack my shit and walk out without any thought. it would be great

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throw her in the gutter and go find anotherwink.png that's what I have always said

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Eh. I won't walk out. She would keep half my shit.

If she goes nuts, I'll make her leave, and then pound strange. Having a partner in life is a big deal when everything craps on you. If they stop having your back, then things change.

I will say too many also stay when they have kids.... "for the kids".

Kids are smart, if they see you suffering they will know and it will fuck 'em up.

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I am getting a little twisted tonight in celebration of life. don't worry guys I won't shower down a barrage of music on you that you don't enjoy. EVERYTHING IS GOOD TONIGHT

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Eh. I won't walk out. She would keep half my shit.

If she goes nuts, I'll make her leave, and then pound strange. Having a partner in life is a big deal when everything craps on you. If they stop having your back, then things change.

I will say too many also stay when they have kids.... "for the kids".

Kids are smart, if they see you suffering they will know and it will fuck 'em up.

that's why i'm glad that my wife and I have a good relationship. none of the fighting and bitching that I grew up with. my kids are a hell of a lot luckier than I was

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