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[///M5 2,833]

It's about enough time to grab a lou malnatis

They ship--rofl.

I know, ordered plenty of times. Can't get a Garlic, Spinach, Pepperoni though which is the bomb. That and their sausage. nom nom nom nom

[///M5 2,833]

Just found out I'll have a 3 hour 50 minute layover in Chicago between 5 and 9 at the ORD airport.

Anything worth doing in that time frame?

Find a cool bar and get wasted, but not wasted enough for them to stop you from getting on your flight.

I love airport bars. Just not the price.

He did say ORD right? That airport blows donkey dick. Regrettably it isn't near anything. If you were feeling wealthy a $50 cab ride to Bob Chinn's and back is worth it. That isn't so close though, but about as close as anything you want to do. The Lou's in FPark isn't the greatest, but I'd probably do it.

[MKader17 332]

Just found out I'll have a 3 hour 50 minute layover in Chicago between 5 and 9 at the ORD airport.

Anything worth doing in that time frame?

Find a cool bar and get wasted, but not wasted enough for them to stop you from getting on your flight.

I love airport bars. Just not the price.

He did say ORD right? That airport blows donkey dick. Regrettably it isn't near anything. If you were feeling wealthy a $50 cab ride to Bob Chinn's and back is worth it. That isn't so close though, but about as close as anything you want to do. The Lou's in FPark isn't the greatest, but I'd probably do it.

hmmm, they did say they cover cab fair, but I'm not sure if that would be included...

[dem beats 1,223]

I didn't know that airport sucked. I would have thought a chicago airport would be epic.

[///M5 2,833]

It's busy, but there is no good food and the bars suck too. Full of asshats that aren't from Chicago as well. If Miami weren't such a shithole it may be my least favorite airport.

[///M5 2,833]

Just found out I'll have a 3 hour 50 minute layover in Chicago between 5 and 9 at the ORD airport.

Anything worth doing in that time frame?

Find a cool bar and get wasted, but not wasted enough for them to stop you from getting on your flight.

I love airport bars. Just not the price.

He did say ORD right? That airport blows donkey dick. Regrettably it isn't near anything. If you were feeling wealthy a $50 cab ride to Bob Chinn's and back is worth it. That isn't so close though, but about as close as anything you want to do. The Lou's in FPark isn't the greatest, but I'd probably do it.

hmmm, they did say they cover cab fair, but I'm not sure if that would be included...

It is the greatest crab shack in the country.

[///M5 2,833]

It's busy, but there is no good food and the bars suck too. Full of asshats that aren't from Chicago as well.

Amusingly sort of the opposite of CHicago itself

[sandt38 448]

And fuck the vac, blow that shit in the woods

Fuck that. Blowers are too much work. I sit on my tractor for an hour and a half, tops,, let it suck that shit up and mulch it, dump it in my burn pile, get drunk and start a fire...

Amazing, I had a dream about this young lady just last night.

[MKader17 332]

dayummm that pace is espencive

[MKader17 332]

One entree covers the entire days food allowance

I expected that.

If the cab ride wasn't going t be 40-50% of the cost I would be there....

I'm still considering it though.

[///M5 2,833]

And fuck the vac, blow that shit in the woods

Fuck that. Blowers are too much work. I sit on my tractor for an hour and a half, tops,, let it suck that shit up and mulch it, dump it in my burn pile, get drunk and start a fire...

Tractor, lol. I have an acre and it takes less than 15 minutes to mow. I just have to blow the shit into the woods. Even when the leaves are 2' high it only takes a half hour.

[///M5 2,833]

dayummm that pace is espencive

Actually it's super cheap.

[///M5 2,833]

One entree covers the entire days food allowance

I expected that.

If the cab ride wasn't going t be 40-50% of the cost I would be there....

I'm still considering it though.

The cab will be more than that. Oh, old CHicago trick. Hire a limo. They are cheaper than cabs.

[///M5 2,833]

I should clarify. I never said to order Crab there. The food is awesome. Nearly anything is good. Personally I only do crab at home.

[///M5 2,833]

Amusingly, I made crab cakes for dinner. Well actually Aidan did. Pretty easy when you don't use any binder and a baking ring. Fuck the bread bullshit.

[///M5 2,833]

What is the per diem?

[MKader17 332]

$35 for food

It doesn't say for anything else.

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

Keystone?

Always smooth.

[///M5 2,833]

That makes it tough. Have to subsidize.

[dem beats 1,223]

I have never made a crab cake.

[dem beats 1,223]

Disney purchased Lucas for 4bil.

So, ILM and pixar....

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

I have never made a crab cake.

Come to MD for a few.

[MKader17 332]

That makes it tough. Have to subsidize.

I assumed that. And for one meal that I may not get again in another state I would certainly consider it.

[///M5 2,833]

Definitely enough to get a real Chicago pizza. I'd probably order in the car on the way though. Takes a good 45min to bake it.

[dem beats 1,223]

I have never made a crab cake.

Come to MD for a few.

Is that state still there? How is it out east Aaron?