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[ssh 924]

I'm confusing the shit out of my neighbors after renaming my wireless network to: "Bob's Coffee Shop."

Mine is FBI Surveillance Van #42

That's more believable. Or "fbi-vhid1374."

At LAX I made my lappy as a new AP labeled: "lax_guest," and had all url requests redirect to bangbros.com, but it only lasted a few minutes before so many connections lagged everything until it basically crashed. It was worth seeing a few people twenty feet away jerk their head back, and look back and forth like the coast was clear.

How does one do something like that?

For breaking wep and wpa, your wireless card has to support packet injection, but for faking a AP, I'm not sure if that's still a requirement. Luckily for me, my laptop has an Atheros chipset that's supported. I use a linux distro that's compiled specifically for pentesting, so it comes with a whole slew of programs. Specifically the aircrack-ng suite has all the tools. Then you need to reconfigure the iptables, and setup port forwarding.

[ssh 924]

Oh and the linux distro is called Back Track. It's all open-source. I have mine on a thumbstick, and store sensitive data on a microsd card. Without those two, my laptop boots to a blank win7 install.

[///M5 2,833]

Anybody have good recipes for hard pretzel seasonings to bake on the egg?

Pretzel Salt?

<-doesn't understand the question obviously

Mix a seasoning with butter and pour over pretzels, then bake or smoke on the egg. I have tried a couple, none of which were great.

Real key is going to be the recipe you use for the pretzels....if it doesn't require lye it doesn't work

You use bagged hard pretzels from the store, but I have made soft pretzels on the egg and they were yummmy!

Bagged from the store, right...I don't eat those.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

What?

[nem 2,019]

Anybody have good recipes for hard pretzel seasonings to bake on the egg?

Pretzel Salt?

<-doesn't understand the question obviously

Mix a seasoning with butter and pour over pretzels, then bake or smoke on the egg. I have tried a couple, none of which were great.

Real key is going to be the recipe you use for the pretzels....if it doesn't require lye it doesn't work

You use bagged hard pretzels from the store, but I have made soft pretzels on the egg and they were yummmy!

Bagged from the store, right...I don't eat those.

Yea I understand, we have a local place that makes them and I always have some on hand.

[///M5 2,833]

I'm confusing the shit out of my neighbors after renaming my wireless network to: "Bob's Coffee Shop."

Mine is FBI Surveillance Van #42

That's more believable. Or "fbi-vhid1374."

At LAX I made my lappy as a new AP labeled: "lax_guest," and had all url requests redirect to bangbros.com, but it only lasted a few minutes before so many connections lagged everything until it basically crashed. It was worth seeing a few people twenty feet away jerk their head back, and look back and forth like the coast was clear.

How does one do something like that?

For breaking wep and wpa, your wireless card has to support packet injection, but for faking a AP, I'm not sure if that's still a requirement. Luckily for me, my laptop has an Atheros chipset that's supported. I use a linux distro that's compiled specifically for pentesting, so it comes with a whole slew of programs. Specifically the aircrack-ng suite has all the tools. Then you need to reconfigure the iptables, and setup port forwarding.

Um, can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the...things? Uh... the things?

[///M5 2,833]

I've actually only ever had one good non home made pretzel in this country. Okay, multiples but all at one location

[nem 2,019]

I've actually only ever had one good non home made pretzel in this country. Okay, multiples but all at one location

I live next to amish country in the middle of the sticks and they are good at making pretzels and bake goods.

[///M5 2,833]

And aren't afraid of lye

[nem 2,019]

Damn it is getting chilly out! 46F!

[///M5 2,833]

My poor tomatoes, might have to eat them green

[nem 2,019]

Time is running out for them to rippen.

[///M5 2,833]

[nem 2,019]

SOOO ready for this haunt season to be over, I just hope we make some money!

[Godsmack 361]

I've actually only ever had one good non home made pretzel in this country. Okay, multiples but all at one location

I live next to amish country in the middle of the sticks and they are good at making pretzels and bake goods.

That's what I like about growing up where I did. We have some amish around and they are GREAT people to know. Usually super kind and friendly..........just a lil weird when you see one of their actually attractive females.

J

[dem beats 1,223]

I've actually only ever had one good non home made pretzel in this country. Okay, multiples but all at one location

I live next to amish country in the middle of the sticks and they are good at making pretzels and bake goods.

That's what I like about growing up where I did. We have some amish around and they are GREAT people to know. Usually super kind and friendly..........just a lil weird when you see one of their actually attractive females.

J

Tell her you have a rumshpringer in your pants and she is invited.

[dem beats 1,223]

Worst case scenario is you have a village pray for you.

:-)

The at least you have a couple poits with the man upstairs.

[Godsmack 361]

Damn it is getting chilly out! 46F!

Should I feel bad that its 76* at 10:37 here?

J

[Julian 641]

I can't fucking sleep, work in a few hours.

Ended up getting drunk off my ass in a long time saturday, woke up at 8, went to bed at 4. still up from then.. drove 6 hours straight. still cant sleep.

Fuuuck.

On an off note, this song makes me happy

[Julian 641]

I've actually only ever had one good non home made pretzel in this country. Okay, multiples but all at one location

I live next to amish country in the middle of the sticks and they are good at making pretzels and bake goods.

That's what I like about growing up where I did. We have some amish around and they are GREAT people to know. Usually super kind and friendly..........just a lil weird when you see one of their actually attractive females.

J

Tell her you have a rumshpringer in your pants and she is invited.

Granted this guy is probably Mennonite, still fucking hilarious.

[KyleBrown 121]

I've actually only ever had one good non home made pretzel in this country. Okay, multiples but all at one location

I live next to amish country in the middle of the sticks and they are good at making pretzels and bake goods.

That's what I like about growing up where I did. We have some amish around and they are GREAT people to know. Usually super kind and friendly..........just a lil weird when you see one of their actually attractive females.

J

Tell her you have a rumshpringer in your pants and she is invited.

Granted this guy is probably Mennonite, still pucking hilarious.

that's pretty gnarly

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Have fun with this, y'all

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

To all the Patriots fans that are SOOOOOOOOO accustomed to getting calls their way...... POS LOW CLASS ASSHOLES.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU48z9teJ7A

[///M5 2,833]

I can't fucking sleep, work in a few hours.

Ended up getting drunk off my ass in a long time saturday, woke up at 8, went to bed at 4. still up from then.. drove 6 hours straight. still cant sleep.

Fuuuck.

On an off note, this song makes me happy

Happy to blow your stereo up. Seriously fucking terrible.

[MKader17 332]

I'm confusing the shit out of my neighbors after renaming my wireless network to: "Bob's Coffee Shop."

At one point we thought people were stealing our internet so we renamed our router "FBI Condemned (Formerly - Linksys)"