Welcome to the IHoP

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Garlic paste is definitely easier with a knife. I meant precooked produce more than anything, carrots, celery, parsnips, onions, peppers, etc.

I use carrots for knife training others

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

can't remember if I posted this earlier or not, reposting it anyways because it makes me laugh so fucking much

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

entry level my ass

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Police officers in Indiana are upset over a new law allowing residents to use deadly force against public servants, including law enforcement officers, who unlawfully enter their homes. It was signed by Republican Governor Mitch Daniels in March.

Hoosiers...

[dem beats 1,223]

Busting nuggets at a cop is a bad idea. Lawful or not.

No winners there.

[///M5 2,833]

Unless she's hot and it's on her face.

[///M5 2,833]

Exciting. Actually two decent threads to post in tonight besides the Hoppish like places.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

LIES

[///M5 2,833]

Or maybe just posters that actually want to learn so they like my non-spoon feeding approach. Normally I get yelled at.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

there is only one thread worth posting to on this entire board!

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

I like rum

[///M5 2,833]

there is only one thread worth posting to on this entire board!

I count higher than you

[///M5 2,833]

one, one, one, one, one, one, one

FAIL

[dem beats 1,223]

I need it spoon fed like Gerber. My brain is too fillded with shit.

[///M5 2,833]

or

one, one

FAIL

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

I can count to eleventy!

[///M5 2,833]

You pick. One is right, one is wrong.

One, one...

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

definitely need more rum

[///M5 2,833]

I need it spoon fed like Gerber. My brain is too fillded with shit.

Spoon the shit out?

[///M5 2,833]

Or, unfill that shit!

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

I need to name a dog Rum so I can tell people I love getting shitfaced with rum

[///M5 2,833]

You don't need a dog to do that

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

of course not

but it would be funnier

[///M5 2,833]

So call your neighbors dog, rum

[dem beats 1,223]

Jack answers to anything if you give him an ice cube.

Favorite treat of his.