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Tips & Tricks For Getting Mad Loud

By: Stefan Hinote

Always turn the gain all the way up to let your system wang.

The following filters are for pussies: ssf, lpf. So if your not a pussy turn the lpf all the way up and ssf all the way down.

Adjust any bass or subwoofer setting on HU to max.

If your HU has a "loud" function, turn it on.

If your enclosure is sealed, cut a big hole out to let the dbz escape.

This one is very simple and often overlooked. When playing your system always have your windows rolled down, even if your in a neighborhood (You'll also get mad pussy this way). You'll get mad dbz right here, mad mad shit son.

You can always find out how much an amplifier really makes by multiplying the fuse rating by 14.4v (This is a very good rule, a car audio secret if you will)

Stay tuned for more tips and tricks.

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I should actually make something like the above, but written more legitimately with subtle hints of sarcasm for the readers with half a brain.

[ssh 924]

Just to piss anyone off, I ride every Saturday and Sunday.

Before kids one "summer" i had my boat in 80 different lakes. Obviously had a slightly less demanding job then lol. Unemployed roomate and make your own schedule didn't help that

Win.

[ssh 924]

"super aggressive butyl adhesive" An adhesive with human characteristics, sweet!

[///M5 2,833]

14.4 * .7 = 10,0000,000,0000,000 gigawatts baby

[ssh 924]

14.4 * .7 = 10,0000,000,0000,000 gigawatts baby

Prime example of smd.

[///M5 2,833]

Did I forget some units there? Should have had a femto in there somewhere perhaps.

[///M5 2,833]

Top²

[ssh 924]

Ugh, why does my subwoofer smell like it's burning. OH SHIT, IT'S BURNING.

lawl lawl lawl

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

You and your snowmobiles.

Anyone who is a fast car nut will feel the same after one short ride.

Can you describe how it's different from a fast bike? I got the scooter as a supplement for a fast car, and it's a wild rush to be sure. I've never been on a "fast" sled, but I never got that wild rush like I do when pulling away from a stop on the bike.

You are 2' off the ground and get to play when the weather isn't worth doing anything else. Cornering is much safer and faster as well.

Imagine a road that is 8' wide with trees on both sides and you can drive as fast as you want on it, or at least as fast as your balls allow.

Very similar to dirt bike and riding single track.

Similar, but the stability is way higher and the feeling because of it is. Single track riding is fun, but not at all the same experience.

Plus who doesn't like to cover 200mi in a day, visit 4 bars, and bang ditches and trees for hours?

I can do 800 miles plus a couple dozen bars in a day in a car; does that count?

Acceptable if you bang bitches while doing it.

I thought that was a given; especially with all the drive through liquor stores here

[Godsmack 361]

Isit Thursday yet?

J

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

14.4 * .7 = 10,0000,000,0000,000 gigawatts baby

Heh, 14 volts...it's funny to me be I'm currently getting trained to directly manipulate 480V, 4.16 kV and 13.8 kV switchgear. 138 kV and 345 kV circuit switchers, too.

[///M5 2,833]

You and your snowmobiles.

Anyone who is a fast car nut will feel the same after one short ride.

Can you describe how it's different from a fast bike? I got the scooter as a supplement for a fast car, and it's a wild rush to be sure. I've never been on a "fast" sled, but I never got that wild rush like I do when pulling away from a stop on the bike.

You are 2' off the ground and get to play when the weather isn't worth doing anything else. Cornering is much safer and faster as well.

Imagine a road that is 8' wide with trees on both sides and you can drive as fast as you want on it, or at least as fast as your balls allow.

Very similar to dirt bike and riding single track.

Similar, but the stability is way higher and the feeling because of it is. Single track riding is fun, but not at all the same experience.

Plus who doesn't like to cover 200mi in a day, visit 4 bars, and bang ditches and trees for hours?

I can do 800 miles plus a couple dozen bars in a day in a car; does that count?

Acceptable if you bang bitches while doing it.

I thought that was a given; especially with all the drive through liquor stores here

Did something happen? ESPN radio was talking about drive through liquor stores in Texas not an hour ago.

[///M5 2,833]

Research paper located here: http://iopscience.iop.org/0957-4484/22/43/435704

Dallas isn't the only U doing research with visible cloaking. I've been in quite a few labs where they've needed our help.

[dem beats 1,223]

Very amusing show tonight. It was good to get out.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

You and your snowmobiles.

Anyone who is a fast car nut will feel the same after one short ride.

Can you describe how it's different from a fast bike? I got the scooter as a supplement for a fast car, and it's a wild rush to be sure. I've never been on a "fast" sled, but I never got that wild rush like I do when pulling away from a stop on the bike.

You are 2' off the ground and get to play when the weather isn't worth doing anything else. Cornering is much safer and faster as well.

Imagine a road that is 8' wide with trees on both sides and you can drive as fast as you want on it, or at least as fast as your balls allow.

Very similar to dirt bike and riding single track.

Similar, but the stability is way higher and the feeling because of it is. Single track riding is fun, but not at all the same experience.

Plus who doesn't like to cover 200mi in a day, visit 4 bars, and bang ditches and trees for hours?

I can do 800 miles plus a couple dozen bars in a day in a car; does that count?

Acceptable if you bang bitches while doing it.

I thought that was a given; especially with all the drive through liquor stores here

Did something happen? ESPN radio was talking about drive through liquor stores in Texas not an hour ago.

Not that I'm aware of? There has been a rash of people putting their car in D instead of R and crashing into buildings though. Mostly convenience stores and fast food joints.

[dem beats 1,223]

Somehow last night I twisted my knee. It progressed into a limp today and its pretty swollen.

Working ice on the tendons now.

[///M5 2,833]

If you lived in FL I wouldn't have been surprised with that rash

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Dallas isn't the only U doing research with visible cloaking. I've been in quite a few labs where they've needed our help.

Good to know; I want my invisibility cloak so I can hang out in the girl's showers...21st century Porkie's FTW

[topgun 262]

Somehow last night I twisted my knee. It progressed into a limp today and its pretty swollen.

Working ice on the tendons now.

Quit having such wild frolics with teh woman.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

and/or womenz

[///M5 2,833]

Dallas isn't the only U doing research with visible cloaking. I've been in quite a few labs where they've needed our help.

Good to know; I want my invisibility cloak so I can hang out in the girl's showers...21st century Porkie's FTW

If I include Institute's it grows even further. ...but on paper I know nothing about that.

[///M5 2,833]

TOP³

[///M5 2,833]

TOP³

[///M5 2,833]

Got the error message on the site. Been happening more recently again Aaron.

[///M5 2,833]

Oh, same can be done for acoustics btw