Welcome to the IHoP

[///M5 2,833]

Sore ass

[dem beats 1,223]

Stop playing Drop the Soap: Prison Edition.

[Adrian_D 520]

And I'm going to get a stun gun.

Dare I ask.... I dare. WHy?

Too many idiots around worksites when I'm out with the backhoe. Plus idiot drivers. One time some jerk who cut me off got out of the car and threatened me. A stun gun should help them make up their mind.

[dem beats 1,223]

get a cattle stick. More distance and you can whollop them with it if they need more motivation than a few hundred thousand volts.

Or shot gun. Always helps motivate those that are incapable of making the correct decision.

[Adrian_D 520]

get a cattle stick. More distance and you can whollop them with it if they need more motivation than a few hundred thousand volts.

Or shot gun. Always helps motivate those that are incapable of making the correct decision.

Can you imagine how I would look riding the moped with a shotgun in my backpack ?

[dem beats 1,223]

You would look a lot like someone whom is not to be fvck with, as you have no shame and a large pair of balls and will ride a moped because you can. You will also have the boom stick to back up the affor mentioned brass balls.

[Adrian_D 520]

Thanks for the laugh Matt, I haven't laughed all the way to tears in a long time

[dem beats 1,223]

You added 10 min to your life right there then I bet. If you can, use the extra 10 min for getting blowies. It's highly recomended.

[dem beats 1,223]

Even better than the shotty in the backpack, you could craft some kind of gun rack for the back of the moped. Then you could have multiple options.

[dem beats 1,223]

It would be like the EU version of northern MN or most of Texas.

[Adrian_D 520]

It would be like the EU version of northern MN or most of Texas.

And also police bait.

[Adrian_D 520]

You added 10 min to your life right there then I bet. If you can, use the extra 10 min for getting blowies. It's highly recomended.

A buddy who's a cab driver told me a couple days ago that he had fares which were payed with blowjobs.

"I'm sorry, I don't have any money on me, can we work something out?"

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

moped mounted holster, Terminator 2 style; sawn-off Winchester 1887 FTMFW

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

and with a shotgun, if you fire it backwards you can get an extra 5-10MPH easy; kind of like nitrous only a lot more dangerous (for those behind you at least)

[dem beats 1,223]

It would be like the EU version of northern MN or most of Texas.

And also police bait.

Not if they know what's good for them.

Make sure you have lots of ammo just in case.

[Adrian_D 520]

moped mounted holster, Terminator 2 style; sawn-off Winchester 1887 FTMFW

[dem beats 1,223]

and with a shotgun, if you fire it backwards you can get an extra 5-10MPH easy; kind of like nitrous only a lot more dangerous (for those behind you at least)

That's awesome! Sounds a little bit like Mario Kart.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

or Grand Theft Auto

Rhino FTMFW

[nem 2,019]

You must pee a lot!

To help with soreness from lifting, I have to drink 3x - 4x of my 1.0L SIGG bottle a day at the office, and one at night. So Sean's intake is not crazy. My kick ass violet bottle:

Damn I only drink about 80 oz of water per day.

[nem 2,019]

Thank god it is friday!

[topgun 262]

And I'm going to get a stun gun.

They make more effective methods.

[///M5 2,833]

Roflcopter

[nem 2,019]

Much Ado About Nothing

[topgun 262]

Mmmm. Sailor Jerry.

[Godsmack 361]

Thank god it is friday!

Couldn't agree more. Getting kinda fed up with the people I work with and their stupidity.

J