Welcome to the IHoP

[///M5 2,833]

2nd good morning btw

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fuckedupsleepTOP

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And yeppers, still jacked

[///M5 2,833]

Stuck between wanting to take an antihistamine to dry me up and mucinex to loosen me up. Taking turns. My body is confused. Doing both at the same time is probably like taking heroin and crystal meth and will cancel each other out.

[///M5 2,833]

First picking green tea ftmfw!

[nem 2,019]

I have a very old box from 1991, I was in my attic and came upon it.

[nem 2,019]

Wow, I wish I still had my box from 1991 which would mean I'd still have the car it was in.

Details are needed.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Stuck between wanting to take an antihistamine to dry me up and mucinex to loosen me up. Taking turns. My body is confused. Doing both at the same time is probably like taking heroin and crystal meth and will cancel each other out.

Guaifenesin when taken with pseudoephidrine is always a good thing

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

assuming you have some PSE on hand, that is

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

[nem 2,019]

Funny shit there

Funny thing is they are ripping people off everyday!

[nem 2,019]

The travel channel keeps showing their cruise and vacation show this weekend. Do you think they are trying to get me to slip up and tell the family what their big gift is from me?

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

So I just got t shirt design emailed to me

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/uncle-with-benefits/

*sighs and shakes head*

[nem 2,019]

Even when Sean is under the weather he is still in the lead

[nem 2,019]

So I just got t shirt design emailed to me

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/uncle-with-benefits/

*sighs and shakes head*

Are you thinking dirty

[Tirefryr 1,742]

The ones that don't convert are usually idiots not worth saving and definitely not worth having on the site. Emotional turds.

LMAO! Convert? Are you starting a cult?

[Tirefryr 1,742]

So I just got t shirt design emailed to me

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/uncle-with-benefits/

*sighs and shakes head*

I thought you live in Texas, not Arkansas.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

*enter plowing joke here*

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

damned girl needs to eat something...yeeesh

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

[nem 2,019]

I need that for my JD!

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

[///M5 2,833]

assuming you have some PSE on hand, that is

I wish. I really don't medicate ever so this is a bit foreign to me, but damnit I hate not breathing

[///M5 2,833]

damned girl needs to eat something...yeeesh

Like my sausage

[///M5 2,833]

I need that for my JD!

Jiant Dick? You need to work on your spelling.