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[lithium 358]

i watched micheal moore's movie on capitalism last night... kinda interesting, anyone else see it?

if anyone wants to watch it or any other movies for free. link >>>>>>> http://www.watch-movies-online.tv/

[lithium 358]

and yes throw Rachel Maddow under the same bus as Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh

hell I'll throw her bitch ass under it!

I would love to have a moderate commentator show where they conveniently splice video clips together to present their point so they can condescendingly bash public officials that do not agree with the masses while talking down to both fringes and constantly rip into people of possible future power.

I believe they already have two of those on Comedy Central

I would vote for Colbert. No one can quip with an opponent like he can.

john really fucked up jim crammer that one time. id love he could do that more.

Stewart is very sharp, but he is always very prepped for his interviews. Colbert, though more joking, is much more on the fly.

colbert's fake conservative character that he plays is brilliant aswell

[dem beats 1,223]

Ohh and I love the quotes from Texts from Last night. I've seen some pretty good ones to say the least.

Best text I ever got was the day after my birthday from 2:00 am the night before. It read:

"im in the hospital......party"

Come to find out my bud got laid out and had his jaw broken. Then had to be airlifted to Mayo because he was swallowing a ton of blood from a messed up artery in his jaw then had to have his jaw wired shut for a month and a half.

Doesn't sound like a party to me.

LAWL!

That rocks...

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

i watched micheal moore's movie on capitalism last night... kinda interesting, anyone else see it?

I tend to avoid Michael Moore like the plague...Bill Maher too...

[todd.brust 29]

i watched micheal moore's movie on capitalism last night... kinda interesting, anyone else see it?

I tend to avoid Michael Moore like the plague...Bill Maher too...

Never seen a Michael Moore movie or anything with Bill Maher.

I found the Zeitgeist movies very interesting.

[Acidburn 10]

Wow been a week since I've been in here.

A lady friend and I were in sharing mode yesterday and she told me she had been raped three years ago. God dammit that's 3 girls I know of now, 5 if you count the girl that lived a couple doors down from me last year that got raped while we lived there and one that did in my dorm freshman year, though I never met either. Fucking rapists.

You are obviously a listener. Get ready for every woman you meet to tell you something that you aren't really sure you wanted to know.

Ha, that I am. When you grow up with a stutter, you listen instead of talk.

And sorry to say you are going to meet many more like that one. Super frustrating to see how the world treats each other, but you should be able to use your gift to get what you need in bed.

yeah, that was my MO for high school, and it worked

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

With New Moon likely to make yet another metric fuckload of money this weekend we need to find the bright side to the entire Twilight mania. There must be something good that comes from this awful Mormon fantasy that seems to have invaded our culture on every front. That something is the eventual movie version of Breaking Dawn.

Even though New Moon has made a bazillion dollars and even though the third Twilight book, Eclipse, is already filming, Summit has declined to announce the fourth and final Twilight book as a movie. There's a good reason for this: Breaking Dawn is completely fucking insane, and it is probably totally unfilmable. But if they do film it... man, we are in for a treat.

Breaking Dawn opens with Bella Swan, the lacteal heroine of the series, finally getting married to Edward Cullen, the mopey vampire hero. They go off to honeymoon on Isle Esme, a Brazilian island the Cullen clan owns (this is already ridiculous beyond belief. Imagine a vampire going snorkeling; it basically happens in this book), and Edward is afraid to fuck his new bride. The reason: he's super strong and she's just a human - Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex type of situation here. But Bella wears him down and Edward throws it in her - and knocks her the fuck out, leaving her badly bruised.

Let's go over that again: Edward fucks Bella into unconsciousness. This alone should have you running to Fandango to pre-order your tickets, but it only gets better.

Despite being knocked out cold by his sexual style (and having the headboard destroyed), Bella goes back to Edward for seconds. This time he knocks her up. Yes, an undead vampire apparently has enough viable sperm to impregnate a human woman while fucking her off the coast of Rio de Janero. Stephenie Meyer, you fabulous idiot!

The baby in Bella's belly starts growing incredibly fast. And it starts hurting Bella, as each kick it gives has the super strength of a vampire behind it. As it grows, Bella gets sicker, and then the good stuff starts. The baby kicks so hard it breaks Bella's ribs and then severs her spine. Are you imagining Kristen Stewart wearing a fake pregnancy belly and pretending to have been suddenly crippled by her own fetus? Because I am and it's making me laugh and laugh and laugh.

Oh wait, I missed something. Edward is completely freaked out about the baby, fearing it will kill Bella. He tries to convince her to get an abortion (but seriously, how could she? Vampires are tough to kill even in this shitty series), and goes so far as asking Native American wolfboy Jacob to impregnate his wife so that she can have the baby she desperately wants. I'm dizzy with how ridiculous this is, and we're just getting started.

Eventually the baby starts to get born and Bella is dying. The baby has telepathy, by the way, so everybody can read its thoughts while it's in the womb, and it turns out to have an essentially adult mind. Like Alia in Dune; I would accuse Stephenie Meyer of ripping this off, but anyone who thinks that Meyer might have read Frank Herbert has never been within spitting distance of Twilight. The woman is a moron.

In a moment that demands to be shown on the silver screen, Edward gives Bella an emergency C-section with his fucking teeth. It's like something out of XTro, for the love of God. It's so horrible it's brilliant, and this scene alone is why I remain firm in declaring that David Cronenberg must direct Breaking Dawn. This is surely his movie.

Once the baby is out, Bella gets vamped by Edward, as she's about to die at any moment. Then comes the most astonishing turn of events in 21st century literature, and possibly in the entire history of awful fiction aimed at tweens: Jacob the werewolf, who has been madly in love with Bella, sees the new baby girl and immediately imprints on her. What this means, in layman's terms, is that he falls in love with the baby.

I want to pull this out on its own: Jacob falls in love with a baby.

The book makes no bones about this; while Jacob doesn't want to fuck the baby right off the bat, he can't stand to be away from it and visits everyday. His love has been transferred from Bella to the baby (who has the tongue shattering name Renesmee), and because of the science behind imprinting he'll love her forever. So one day he's going to stick his wolf dick in this girl that he see as a bloody newborn. Romance is not dead, it's just being abused by insane Mormon writers.

There's more in Breaking Dawn - the Volturi come back, for one thing - but these are the main amazing events that demand this book to be turned into a film. I will not rest until I have seen a movie in which a werewolf falls in love with a baby. Hell, once I've seen a werewolf fall in love with a baby I may quit movie watching - I will have seen the ultimate culmination of a century of cinema. The entire film of Breaking Dawn would play like the weirdest exploitation film since Doris Wishman died - brutal sex, bizarre body horror, unbelievable pedophilia.

A werewolf falling in love with a baby. This is why Thomas Edison invented this shit in the first place. So we could see a werewolf fall in love with a baby.

[dem beats 1,223]

Now I want to read those books.

Thanks peng.

[///M5 2,833]

[dem beats 1,223]

it's like a train wreck. I have to watch the whole horrible thing.

[///M5 2,833]

My sinus drainage is now coming out as a nasty cough. Fuck. Besides fluids any med recommendations?

<--never really medicates for shit so has NO idea

[Godsmack 361]

My sinus drainage is now coming out as a nasty cough. Fuck. Besides fluids any med recommendations?

<--never really medicates for shit so has NO idea

Mucinex is pretty damn good.

Add in a hot toddy or 3 and ur good

[dem beats 1,223]

Sean you want to dry it up.

Ephedra or some ephedra like compound.

Pseudaphed works for most, but it makes me super high. I do not like it.

Anything that is a branchio dialator, and vaso constrictor. Asprin sometimes helps too, and vitamin C helps to thin the mucus also.

For a mix of drugs in one I always like alkaseltzer cold anf flu. It's the only thing that works on my sinus's especially if they are messed up due to allergies and an infection at once.

[///M5 2,833]

Sean you want to dry it up.

Ephedra or some ephedra like compound.

Pseudaphed works for most, but it makes me super high. I do not like it.

Anything that is a branchio dialator, and vaso constrictor. Asprin sometimes helps too, and vitamin C helps to thin the mucus also.

For a mix of drugs in one I always like alkaseltzer cold anf flu. It's the only thing that works on my sinus's especially if they are messed up due to allergies and an infection at once.

What is ephedra found in? Pseudo I took many years ago, but not for battling shit. LOL

[thebiggmann12 14]

wasnt ephedra in like weightloss pills?

[dem beats 1,223]

Sean you want to dry it up.

Ephedra or some ephedra like compound.

Pseudaphed works for most, but it makes me super high. I do not like it.

Anything that is a branchio dialator, and vaso constrictor. Asprin sometimes helps too, and vitamin C helps to thin the mucus also.

For a mix of drugs in one I always like alkaseltzer cold anf flu. It's the only thing that works on my sinus's especially if they are messed up due to allergies and an infection at once.

What is ephedra found in? Pseudo I took many years ago, but not for battling shit. LOL

you can take psedo it should work the same.

Brandon, it was. It worked. Thus the FDA says it's banned.

Thanks FDA, and fat baseball players who don't eat for 3 days over dose and pwork out in a rubber suit in the sun.

[thebiggmann12 14]

lol i thought so, but that was a little before when i started watching the news so wasnt 100 percent sure.

[dem beats 1,223]

Sean Day quill also kicks butt. Too me though it's harder on my system than any street drug. I get cold sweats, and everything.

They also make an ephedra tea it's legal.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

fucking <3 pseudoephedrine

[dem beats 1,223]

beleive it or not, a couple shots of HOT espresso and hot shower will help a ton too.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Brandon, it was. It worked. Thus the FDA says it's banned.

Good ole FDA

I don't recall because its been ages ago but didn't people do some sort of stack with ephedra? Something like cola, aspirin, and ephedra?

[dem beats 1,223]

Brandon, it was. It worked. Thus the FDA says it's banned.

Good ole FDA

I don't recall because its been ages ago but didn't people do some sort of stack with ephedra? Something like cola, aspirin, and ephedra?

ECA

Ephedra Cafffeine asprin(usually white willow bark)

32 mg, 100-300mg, 81mg

this was seen as optimal for fat loss and had low side effects/heart palpitations etc.,

[dem beats 1,223]

I worked in a nutrition store and wrote some papers on the subject and put them online to some sites that don't exist anymore.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Funny how the FDA bans things like ephedra and let others like Adderall and Ritalin skate by...

[dem beats 1,223]

another great trick is take come cayenne. I would take a little chilli powder on the tongue and then boil mustard powder and chilli powder and steam my face with a towell over my head when I was younger and it would get to the point where I couldn't breathe well anymore.

Worked like a champ. Then I got older found ephedra, and badabing worked like a CHAMP. Chinease know whats up.