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[Acidburn 10]

on the subject of yummy tata's, have fun with this: http://www.scenestealer.co.uk/carwash/

[Acidburn 10]

omg, I had no idea the extent of the FSM thing

http://www.venganza.org/

[dem beats 1,223]

I have heard ASU has the finest of fine ladies.

And that they are not brilliant socially. Thats probably the wrong term, like to party hard at the drop of a hat and enjoy getting their freak on.

Hence why over 30% of the females on that campus have an STD. Who'd a thunk it?

here in the twin cities we called the genital warts "gopher warts" in honor of the extreme high number of U of M people with it.

[dem beats 1,223]

I have heard ASU has the finest of fine ladies.

And that they are not brilliant socially. Thats probably the wrong term, like to party hard at the drop of a hat and enjoy getting their freak on.

there are a ton of way hot chicks here, but talking to them is like attempting to converse with a sandwich

you want to fill them with mayo and eat them?

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

omg, I had no idea the extent of the FSM thing

http://www.venganza.org/

It keeps growing. There is a monument in downtown Baltimore. Neil might know more about it as he has mentioned it in passing a while ago.

[dem beats 1,223]

I have heard ASU has the finest of fine ladies.

And that they are not brilliant socially. Thats probably the wrong term, like to party hard at the drop of a hat and enjoy getting their freak on.

there are a ton of way hot chicks here, but talking to them is like attempting to converse with a sandwich

I don't know about you but I usually eat sandwiches.

shit ruined my joke!

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

on the subject of yummy tata's, have fun with this: http://www.scenestealer.co.uk/carwash/

We have to get the list of commands going again.

Strip works well.

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egIqj9slBno&feature=related

That's not fucking good!

Hit a new patch of asphalt and spun him.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

I have heard ASU has the finest of fine ladies.

And that they are not brilliant socially. Thats probably the wrong term, like to party hard at the drop of a hat and enjoy getting their freak on.

there are a ton of way hot chicks here, but talking to them is like attempting to converse with a sandwich

you want to fill them with mayo and eat them?

you owe me a new keyboard for that one

[///M5 2,833]

So I'm sitting in a drive-thru yesterday, and this POS '94-'95 Mustang with the most fucked up body kit, rear wind, and a camaro SS hood pulls up in front of me. They go around, pull into a parking spot, and nail the gas to back out, so as to show off. Well, after I see them do this, I stick my head out the window and laugh at them. A second later, I see them get out of the car and pop the hood. I turn the radio down, roll the window down, and listen, and all I hear is, "tick, tick, tick, tick." Then they close the hood, and start to pull up behind me at which point I hear, "bang, bang, bang, bang." So they shut if off and push it back into a parking spot. I get my food, roll around by the exit, and look over to see them motioning at me. I roll over there and get out to see what they want. They ask me if I know anything about Mustangs, and I said, "yes." They proceed to start the car and ask me what I think that noise is. I told them I thought their throwout bearing was stuck. After explaining to them what it does, I told them if they get in the car and depress the clutch, then rev the engine all the way up, it will free the TO bearing. Well, the dumbasses believed me, and low-and-behold, ten seconds later you hear a big boom, and there's water and oil everywhere under the car. I shrugged my shoulders and told them I must have been wrong. Got in my car and left, but not before leaving them in a nice cloud of smoke. I went back by there an hour later and they were still there. They looked up at me and both of them flipped me off. That just made my day.

throw out bearing

[///M5 2,833]

I really hate united air. Sittin at the back of the plane

That's the safest place.

Not really, the area over the wings is.

[Adrian_D 520]

Fuck, I have half a ton of scrap to get rid of, but most of it's aluminum and not worth shit at the moment. I can't store anymore though.

I've got a bit over that in scrap steel. Stupid me, last year the price of scrap was higher and I didn't sell it.

[Godsmack 361]

So I'm sitting in a drive-thru yesterday, and this POS '94-'95 Mustang with the most fucked up body kit, rear wind, and a camaro SS hood pulls up in front of me. They go around, pull into a parking spot, and nail the gas to back out, so as to show off. Well, after I see them do this, I stick my head out the window and laugh at them. A second later, I see them get out of the car and pop the hood. I turn the radio down, roll the window down, and listen, and all I hear is, "tick, tick, tick, tick." Then they close the hood, and start to pull up behind me at which point I hear, "bang, bang, bang, bang." So they shut if off and push it back into a parking spot. I get my food, roll around by the exit, and look over to see them motioning at me. I roll over there and get out to see what they want. They ask me if I know anything about Mustangs, and I said, "yes." They proceed to start the car and ask me what I think that noise is. I told them I thought their throwout bearing was stuck. After explaining to them what it does, I told them if they get in the car and depress the clutch, then rev the engine all the way up, it will free the TO bearing. Well, the dumbasses believed me, and low-and-behold, ten seconds later you hear a big boom, and there's water and oil everywhere under the car. I shrugged my shoulders and told them I must have been wrong. Got in my car and left, but not before leaving them in a nice cloud of smoke. I went back by there an hour later and they were still there. They looked up at me and both of them flipped me off. That just made my day.

That seriously made my morning.............

For some reason makes me thing of sending the new guy for blinker fluid, keys to the flight line, winter air for the truck tires, box of grid squares, or telling the guy to order a part which in all honesty is an M1A1 Abrams tank.

J

[///M5 2,833]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egIqj9slBno&feature=related

That's not fucking good!

Hit a new patch of asphalt and spun him.

Lollers. My Uncle has that exact truck and would probably give me a hell of a deal on it. Hmmm. Not exactly what I am looking for though, but I bet there are less than 10k miles on it.

[///M5 2,833]

[///M5 2,833]

Haven't watched it all but the first couple minutes surely cracked me up

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Money laundering schemes are getting more and more sophisticated these days

fuckers

*goes back to looking for a REAL job opportunity*

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/austin/austin/entries/2009/10/02/why_dont_pregnant_women_tip_ov.html

I LOL'd hard

[Acidburn 10]

I have heard ASU has the finest of fine ladies.

And that they are not brilliant socially. Thats probably the wrong term, like to party hard at the drop of a hat and enjoy getting their freak on.

there are a ton of way hot chicks here, but talking to them is like attempting to converse with a sandwich

you want to fill them with mayo and eat them?

switch that order and you got it

[Acidburn 10]

on the subject of yummy tata's, have fun with this: http://www.scenestealer.co.uk/carwash/

We have to get the list of commands going again.

Strip works well.

strip, detail, bumper, drive, eat, shirt, cum, kiss, lingerie, ass, tits, fondle, caress, suck

[Acidburn 10]

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[///M5 2,833]

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/tls/1401964067.html

Cheap, probably eff'd

[///M5 2,833]

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/csw/for/1394639128.html

Hmm two more

[///M5 2,833]

<--doesn't have 220v YET,

as soon as I get my new gas range though I will

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

on the subject of yummy tata's, have fun with this: http://www.scenestealer.co.uk/carwash/

We have to get the list of commands going again.

Strip works well.

strip, detail, bumper, drive, eat, shirt, cum, kiss, lingerie, ass, tits, fondle, caress, suck

Going to have to go through all of those.