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[Tirefryr 1,742]

Direct tv channel 239 @ 10pm pacific.

What's the channel, and what's the show?

[Tirefryr 1,742]

I seriously need to get a new DD. I am sick of having to roll my windows up and down and no cruise. I need to put the GT up too so I can fit the Saleen kit and do the bodywork while it's still warm enough.

[bigrank916 72]

Direct tv channel 239 @ 10pm pacific.

What's the channel, and what's the show?

the 101 network. Trailor Park Boys. Funny as hell.

[bigrank916 72]

I seriously need to get a new DD. I am sick of having to roll my windows up and down and no cruise. I need to put the GT up too so I can fit the Saleen kit and do the bodywork while it's still warm enough.

Im sick of not being able to roll up or down my windows. Its too damn hot.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

Fuck, I have half a ton of scrap to get rid of, but most of it's aluminum and not worth shit at the moment. I can't store anymore though.

[bigrank916 72]

Fuck, I have half a ton of scrap to get rid of, but most of it's aluminum and not worth shit at the moment. I can't store anymore though.

In Indiana it might not be. In Cali, its well worth shit.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

Direct tv channel 239 @ 10pm pacific.

What's the channel, and what's the show?

the 101 network. Trailor Park Boys. Funny as hell.

Don't have it. U-verse search only reveals Trailer Park Whores, Trailer Park Hotties, and Red Sox Fan's favorite, Trailer ParK Trannies.

[KU40 173]

I've flown nearly a million miles

I've walked 500 miles and I would walk 500 more. Just to be the man.......

why the F did that song pop into my head.

[KU40 173]

I have heard ASU has the finest of fine ladies.

And that they are not brilliant socially. Thats probably the wrong term, like to party hard at the drop of a hat and enjoy getting their freak on.

Hence why over 30% of the females on that campus have an STD. Who'd a thunk it?

I've heard figures close to double that....

Shoot doesn't like 30% of the whole country have herpes?

[Tirefryr 1,742]

Fuck, I have half a ton of scrap to get rid of, but most of it's aluminum and not worth shit at the moment. I can't store anymore though.

In Indiana it might not be. In Cali, its well worth shit.

Prices are usually pretty high around here. Not too many refiners aside from steel, so the non-ferrous metals are usually in demand and more valuable. I do have some platinum to get rid of though.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

I have heard ASU has the finest of fine ladies.

And that they are not brilliant socially. Thats probably the wrong term, like to party hard at the drop of a hat and enjoy getting their freak on.

Hence why over 30% of the females on that campus have an STD. Who'd a thunk it?

I've heard figures close to double that....

Shoot doesn't like 30% of the whole country have herpes?

What's bad about Herpes is, it can lie dormant for many years. I had a scare with it once, but turned out to be poison ivy. I still don't know how I got it on my groin area, but I do scratch my nuts alot. Of course I just had to touch one of the most sensitive areas of the body. I was petrified to even go to the doctor. What's worse is, he put me on Valtrex as a precautionary measure, and let me tell you, nothing embarrasses me, but it was hard to get that scrip filled.

[bigrank916 72]

You can find some rappers for that.

[KU40 173]

I really hate united air. Sittin at the back of the plane

That's the safest place.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

Oh, and it can't be found in a blood test. Only DNA, or if you have lesions, they will remove part of it and test.

[KU40 173]

I would eat every crumb of that!

Yeah, she does have a nice bod that's for sure. Now if only we were sure there weren't bugs crawling up under those blue "shorts."

[Tirefryr 1,742]

I really hate united air. Sittin at the back of the plane

That's the safest place.

I wish I could overcome my fear of heights. I want to travel so bad, but I will never get on a plane. Funny thing is, if I climb something, I can go however high I want, but riding in an elevator or stairs scares the shit out of me. And rollercoasters. . . . That damn slow ass ride up the hill is gut wrenching for me. Once I hear that final click and lose my stomach though, it's all good.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

I would eat every crumb of that!

Yeah, she does have a nice bod that's for sure. Now if only we were sure there weren't bugs crawling up under those blue "shorts."

Fuck it, I'd eat the bugs too. High in protein!

[KU40 173]

I have heard ASU has the finest of fine ladies.

And that they are not brilliant socially. Thats probably the wrong term, like to party hard at the drop of a hat and enjoy getting their freak on.

Hence why over 30% of the females on that campus have an STD. Who'd a thunk it?

I've heard figures close to double that....

Shoot doesn't like 30% of the whole country have herpes?

What's bad about Herpes is, it can lie dormant for many years. I had a scare with it once, but turned out to be poison ivy. I still don't know how I got it on my groin area, but I do scratch my nuts alot. Of course I just had to touch one of the most sensitive areas of the body. I was petrified to even go to the doctor. What's worse is, he put me on Valtrex as a precautionary measure, and let me tell you, nothing embarrasses me, but it was hard to get that scrip filled.

At least it can go away on its own after a few years in many cases.

[Tmax98 3]

heights really dont bother me.

The only time i was scared was on the edge of the GRAND CANYON!

That thing is huge!

[KU40 173]

Damn I can't stop staring at her stomach. It's nice. Oh and boobs are good size as well.

[KU40 173]

heights really dont bother me.

The only time i was scared was on the edge of the GRAND CANYON!

That thing is huge!

Yeah it is. It's awesome.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

I have heard ASU has the finest of fine ladies.

And that they are not brilliant socially. Thats probably the wrong term, like to party hard at the drop of a hat and enjoy getting their freak on.

Hence why over 30% of the females on that campus have an STD. Who'd a thunk it?

I've heard figures close to double that....

Shoot doesn't like 30% of the whole country have herpes?

What's bad about Herpes is, it can lie dormant for many years. I had a scare with it once, but turned out to be poison ivy. I still don't know how I got it on my groin area, but I do scratch my nuts alot. Of course I just had to touch one of the most sensitive areas of the body. I was petrified to even go to the doctor. What's worse is, he put me on Valtrex as a precautionary measure, and let me tell you, nothing embarrasses me, but it was hard to get that scrip filled.

At least it can go away on its own after a few years in many cases.

Yeah, but you always have it. I did a bunch of research on it when I thought I had it, and many people only ever had one outbreak and never had another.

[bigrank916 72]

I really hate united air. Sittin at the back of the plane

That's the safest place.

I wish I could overcome my fear of heights. I want to travel so bad, but I will never get on a plane. Funny thing is, if I climb something, I can go however high I want, but riding in an elevator or stairs scares the shit out of me. And rollercoasters. . . . That damn slow ass ride up the hill is gut wrenching for me. Once I hear that final click and lose my stomach though, it's all good.

I can't help but think the plane is going to fall right out of the sky. I'm morbid like that. I'm not comfortable until I'm on the ground.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

Shit, F1 practice started. Going to be another 2 hours before I get to sleep.. Typhoon predicted for tomorrow too. Qualifying should be fun.

[Acidburn 10]

So I'm sitting in a drive-thru yesterday, and this POS '94-'95 Mustang with the most fucked up body kit, rear wind, and a camaro SS hood pulls up in front of me. They go around, pull into a parking spot, and nail the gas to back out, so as to show off. Well, after I see them do this, I stick my head out the window and laugh at them. A second later, I see them get out of the car and pop the hood. I turn the radio down, roll the window down, and listen, and all I hear is, "tick, tick, tick, tick." Then they close the hood, and start to pull up behind me at which point I hear, "bang, bang, bang, bang." So they shut if off and push it back into a parking spot. I get my food, roll around by the exit, and look over to see them motioning at me. I roll over there and get out to see what they want. They ask me if I know anything about Mustangs, and I said, "yes." They proceed to start the car and ask me what I think that noise is. I told them I thought their throwout bearing was stuck. After explaining to them what it does, I told them if they get in the car and depress the clutch, then rev the engine all the way up, it will free the TO bearing. Well, the dumbasses believed me, and low-and-behold, ten seconds later you hear a big boom, and there's water and oil everywhere under the car. I shrugged my shoulders and told them I must have been wrong. Got in my car and left, but not before leaving them in a nice cloud of smoke. I went back by there an hour later and they were still there. They looked up at me and both of them flipped me off. That just made my day.

oh that's cruel

and hilarious