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[Acidburn 10]

wait, that's insulting to the sandwich

more like a piece of drywall

[Acidburn 10]

I have heard ASU has the finest of fine ladies.

And that they are not brilliant socially. Thats probably the wrong term, like to party hard at the drop of a hat and enjoy getting their freak on.

Hence why over 30% of the females on that campus have an STD. Who'd a thunk it?

I've heard figures close to double that....

[Acidburn 10]

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[topgun 262]

I have heard ASU has the finest of fine ladies.

And that they are not brilliant socially. Thats probably the wrong term, like to party hard at the drop of a hat and enjoy getting their freak on.

there are a ton of way hot chicks here, but talking to them is like attempting to converse with a sandwich

Literally. Laugh out Loud.

[topgun 262]

I have heard ASU has the finest of fine ladies.

And that they are not brilliant socially. Thats probably the wrong term, like to party hard at the drop of a hat and enjoy getting their freak on.

Hence why over 30% of the females on that campus have an STD. Who'd a thunk it?

I've heard figures close to double that....

Holy crap. That sucks.

[Acidburn 10]

[///M5 2,833]

I have heard ASU has the finest of fine ladies.

And that they are not brilliant socially. Thats probably the wrong term, like to party hard at the drop of a hat and enjoy getting their freak on.

there are a ton of way hot chicks here, but talking to them is like attempting to converse with a sandwich

I don't know about you but I usually eat sandwiches.

[///M5 2,833]

lol i read sean's post and thought he meant plenty of Ass not enough Mouth...

Definitely plenty of ass, perhaps only useful for the mouth. And talking is not included

[///M5 2,833]

Never wanted to fuck a sandwich before

[topgun 262]

But you're thinking about it now...

[MKader17 332]

ugh, I need to get out....

[///M5 2,833]

Snack and sex at the same time.

[///M5 2,833]

3 point landing in Denver was fucking nuts. The wing hit the damn runway. It was BY FAR the most frightening flight I have ever been on. Now I get to fly out again to get to Minny.

Fucking flight is also 4 hours late, so I might be here for a while. Although I made standby on the earlier, too bad it is a damn United flight otherwise I could bump someone.

[topgun 262]

Whoa. The wing hit the runway???

[///M5 2,833]

It bent the fuck up. The pilot apologized when we finally came to a stop. Rocked between the wheels like crazy. Shear winds are nuts.

[///M5 2,833]

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[Penguin4x4 1,761]

GAINESVILLE, Fla. -- No one expects a zombie apocalypse. But the University of Florida is making sure officials are ready for a night of the living dead, just in case.

The school has a plan for responding to the undead on its Web site among outlines for dealing with hurricanes and pandemics.

The exercise lays out how university officials would respond to attacks by "flesh-eating, apparently life impaired individuals." It notes that a zombie outbreak might include "documentation of lots of strange moaning."

A University of Florida spokesman says the exercise was written by an employee at the school's academic technology office to "add a little bit of levity" to disaster preparation discussions.

[///M5 2,833]

Easiest week of football pics ever

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

I have heard ASU has the finest of fine ladies.

And that they are not brilliant socially. Thats probably the wrong term, like to party hard at the drop of a hat and enjoy getting their freak on.

there are a ton of way hot chicks here, but talking to them is like attempting to converse with a sandwich

My 3 year old talks to his PBJ during lunch sometimes.

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

Snack and sex at the same time.

George Kostanza pioneered this theory. Now you just need the portable TV in bed.

[nem 2,019]

What a day!! Can't get the spinning tunnel working, what a pain in the ass! Tomorrow is another day. I hope things go better tomorrow.

[///M5 2,833]

My plane is here, but they won't board nor take off. FUCKERS

[topgun 262]

Where the Fuck is one of my good jackets????

[nem 2,019]

My plane is here, but they won't board nor take off. FUCKERS

Sounds like everytime I am in the Philadelphia airport.

[topgun 262]

Found the jacket, apparently one of the roommates knocked it off the hanger in the coat closet and buried the damn thing.