Welcome to the IHoP

[dem beats 1,223]

I drank nearly a liter or a bit more of the stuff last night.

All the joints are tired from working out in the heat keeping drunks safe yesterday.

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

Chiefs on their 3rd string qb already. This could get really ugly.

[Adrian_D 520]

[topgun 262]

Chiefs on their 3rd string qb already. This could get really ugly.

Its the Chiefs, do you really expect anything less?

[topgun 262]

Whats up?

[Duran 387]

This girl I'm talking to likes to work out and said she'll give me anything if I can make her have defined abs in two months. I asked for a Lamborghini, she said be reasonable, something she could actually manage.

Oh and she passes the HOP girl tests. She actually likes to shoot her dad's .45, and while she's mostly vegetarian (only eats meat once in a while), she likes seafood.

A blow job every 4 hours for the next 10 years. She could manage that

Good idea, I'll mention that to her when I see her next. I'm not sure I'd trust a vegetarian cooking my steak though

If your a real steak man you eat it practically rare anyways.

[vladd 26]

god damn misfire god damn misfire god damn misfire

[nem 2,019]

What going on? Looks like things have been busy on here.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

god damn misfire god damn misfire god damn misfire

You did it to yourself. Damn General errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Government.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

80 MPH Speed Limit signs, pushing the seek button on the radio and watch it spin into infinity...mmmm, nostalgia...

[Duran 387]

Damn 40 pages of poop took a long time to go through!

[nem 2,019]

Damn 40 pages of poop took a long time to go through!

I know the feeling. It did give me time to peel skin and drink some rum.

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

god damn misfire god damn misfire god damn misfire

Thought you had a Crossfire?

[dem beats 1,223]

Grandmother passed away Early Sat morning.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

RIP G-ma!!!!!!!

[///M5 2,833]

Just put a new gasket on the Viking. Can't wait to see how that and a temperature controller will do to make it super consistent. Have to wait until next weekend. First cook = Whole rack of lamb.

What time, I'll grab bring some home made honey wine.

We have our wine-o group party on Saturday. I "get" to make the food.

You'll have to come over some other time for eats.

[///M5 2,833]

Grandmother passed away Early Sat morning.

Sorry Mang.

[Tmax98 3]

Grandmother passed away Early Sat morning.

Sorry Mang.

sry to hear that!

[Tmax98 3]

anybody watchin the chicago and packers game?

that was a terrible play call

[///M5 2,833]

Made 4 picture frames out of some VF Birch Ply that HD accidentally sold to me for $16

Went shopping after Vikes game and just put the last coat of Ebony stain on them. Curious to see how they look next week when I return.

[KU40 173]

This girl I'm talking to likes to work out and said she'll give me anything if I can make her have defined abs in two months. I asked for a Lamborghini, she said be reasonable, something she could actually manage.

Oh and she passes the HOP girl tests. She actually likes to shoot her dad's .45, and while she's mostly vegetarian (only eats meat once in a while), she likes seafood.

A blow job every 4 hours for the next 10 years. She could manage that

Good idea, I'll mention that to her when I see her next. I'm not sure I'd trust a vegetarian cooking my steak though

If your a real steak man you eat it practically rare anyways.

Medium rare usually

[///M5 2,833]

And FUCKING Ikea.

I need one more poop paper holder. They had some I am using for curtain rods and the one I have is defective, they aren't getting more in MN, and they won't mail order them. I only need one bishes.

Luckily I will drive by the store in Ohio and Michigan this week so their stock count of 12 & 24 better be at least enough to get 1.

[KU40 173]

[///M5 2,833]

This girl I'm talking to likes to work out and said she'll give me anything if I can make her have defined abs in two months. I asked for a Lamborghini, she said be reasonable, something she could actually manage.

Oh and she passes the HOP girl tests. She actually likes to shoot her dad's .45, and while she's mostly vegetarian (only eats meat once in a while), she likes seafood.

A blow job every 4 hours for the next 10 years. She could manage that

Good idea, I'll mention that to her when I see her next. I'm not sure I'd trust a vegetarian cooking my steak though

If your a real steak man you eat it practically rare anyways.

Medium rare usually

Why is MR in restaurants usually well done.

Med Rare = WARM red center. Not pink, not brown, but RED. Also not HOT, but warm.

If I order a steak MR I usually ask their definition ahead of time and bat around 95% of returning the meat. Usually I order it Extra Rare just hoping that they will actually bring me something between Rare & Med Rare. Of course, I'd much rather eat it raw than medium well.

[///M5 2,833]

rofl