Welcome to the IHoP

[dem beats 1,223]

Gospel TOP

[nem 2,019]

Sometimes asking forgiveness is better than permission.

that's the pucking truth.

Did you guys happen to read my motorcycle helmet at some point?

[///M5 2,833]

Sometimes asking forgiveness is better than permission.

that's the pucking truth.

Did you guys happen to read my motorcycle helmet at some point?

Not yet, you'll have to share.

[dem beats 1,223]

My neck is killing me. I slept verry wrong. I have to present to the new employees today, and have dance class too. Today should be loads of fun....

=P

I'm just bitter I couldn't take this week of as well as next week. The wife switched to 4 10 hour shifts for the summer. I'm so jelous.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

Sometimes asking forgiveness is better than permission.

that's the pucking truth.

Did you guys happen to read my motorcycle helmet at some point?

Not yet, you'll have to share.

x2! I have to see this. I have a feeling it's going to be a fun read.

[dem beats 1,223]

Bachelors party was pretty fun. My buddies partied waaaaay harder than me though.

I didn't even have a hang over, or come home with somethign itchy.

The wife even gave me cart blanche IMO.

[///M5 2,833]

Aidan hasn't really slept for more than an hour in the past 24. Gassy little guy

[///M5 2,833]

I feel helpless

[///M5 2,833]

just got a couple huge burps out of him.

Funny how you can celebrate either farting or burping at this stage in life...I suppose it returns when you are teh old as well.

[///M5 2,833]

Bachelors party was pretty fun. My buddies partied waaaaay harder than me though.

I didn't even have a hang over, or come home with somethign itchy.

The wife even gave me cart blanch IMO.

something itchy, nice

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Which river? Guadalupe? Brazos? Colorado? Sabine? Frio?

Guadalupe

Camping out by the Guadalupe...in the middle of June...you are one crazy bastard...

Then again you wouldn't catch me dead in a tent...travel trailer/RV/air conditioned cabin or gtfo....

[dem beats 1,223]

just got a couple huge burps out of him.

Funny how you can celebrate either farting or burping at this stage in life...I suppose it returns when you are teh old as well.

...I celibrate when I rip a good one, especially if it clears the room. Then the remote is allllLLLll mine.

[dem beats 1,223]

Bachelors party was pretty fun. My buddies partied waaaaay harder than me though.

I didn't even have a hang over, or come home with somethign itchy.

The wife even gave me cart blanch IMO.

something itchy, nice

Her only rules we're don't bring anything infectious or viral home.

She said she didn't like the idea of vaginal sex or kissing another womans vagina, but "if you want to ass fuck a train of dirty sluts, go ahead. Just don't bring home anything, or else the rest of your life will be hell."

[Adrian_D 520]

3 weeks after I sell a phone on ebay the buyer contacts me and tells mehe wants a refund because the phone is fake.

Really funny. I would have believed him if it were 2-3 days after he received it, but not 3 weeks.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Bachelors party was pretty fun. My buddies partied waaaaay harder than me though.

I didn't even have a hang over, or come home with somethign itchy.

The wife even gave me cart blanch IMO.

something itchy, nice

Her only rules we're don't bring anything infectious or viral home.

She said she didn't like the idea of vaginal sex or kissing another womans vagina, but "if you want to ass fuck a train of dirty sluts, go ahead. Just don't bring home anything, or else the rest of your life will be hell."

does she have a sister????

[///M5 2,833]

Where did you find the train of dirty sluts?

[dem beats 1,223]

Bachelors party was pretty fun. My buddies partied waaaaay harder than me though.

I didn't even have a hang over, or come home with somethign itchy.

The wife even gave me cart blanch IMO.

something itchy, nice

Her only rules we're don't bring anything infectious or viral home.

She said she didn't like the idea of vaginal sex or kissing another womans vagina, but "if you want to ass fuck a train of dirty sluts, go ahead. Just don't bring home anything, or else the rest of your life will be hell."

does she have a sister????

liitle brother....?

[Godsmack 361]

Bachelors party was pretty fun. My buddies partied waaaaay harder than me though.

I didn't even have a hang over, or come home with somethign itchy.

The wife even gave me cart blanch IMO.

something itchy, nice

Her only rules we're don't bring anything infectious or viral home.

She said she didn't like the idea of vaginal sex or kissing another womans vagina, but "if you want to ass fuck a train of dirty sluts, go ahead. Just don't bring home anything, or else the rest of your life will be hell."

Does the wife oppose anal sex??

Granted mine dont mind me goin for work in a titty club so long as I dont fuck em

[dem beats 1,223]

Where did you find the train of dirty sluts?

I never did.

Plenty of verry young women however.

[Godsmack 361]

Where did you find the train of dirty sluts?

I never did.

Plenty of verry young women however.

Attractive at least?

[dem beats 1,223]

Bachelors party was pretty fun. My buddies partied waaaaay harder than me though.

I didn't even have a hang over, or come home with somethign itchy.

The wife even gave me cart blanch IMO.

something itchy, nice

Her only rules we're don't bring anything infectious or viral home.

She said she didn't like the idea of vaginal sex or kissing another womans vagina, but "if you want to ass fuck a train of dirty sluts, go ahead. Just don't bring home anything, or else the rest of your life will be hell."

Does the wife oppose anal sex??

Granted mine dont mind me goin for work in a titty club so long as I dont fuck em

My wife would like nothing to go up her ass I think.

[dem beats 1,223]

Where did you find the train of dirty sluts?

I never did.

Plenty of verry young women however.

Attractive at least?

yes!

And the brother in law bagged a couple barely legals at the party, one really early in the AM, then another 10 hours later.

I told him he was a pussy as it wasn't at the same time. He figures if he doesn't wipe his dick of between them it counts...

lol

[///M5 2,833]

Wipe, lol

[dem beats 1,223]

a shower is over kill....

[///M5 2,833]

On Saturday on the lake I think I heard "I'm on boat" at least 20 times. It is no longer funny and now VERY annoying. No more flippy floppies for me