Welcome to the IHoP

[dem beats 1,223]

Think I just bought a stroller.

OH SNAP!

When is big day, Must be pretty dang close!

May 23

excited or nervous yet??

[NB50 206]

Never really been a huge fan of the BW3 sauces...

And their sauces are better than their food which is fricking terrible.

X2 none of their sauces has any real flavor to them.

[topgun 262]

I'm liking this crackberry.

[nem 2,019]

It isn't that hot and tastes like vinegar. That place makes me sick just smelling it.

Agreed. I eat there frequently. The wife likes it. I hate the vinegar flavored heat. I like spicey food with flavor, not just hot flavoring and vinegar flavor.

I always get one of the other sauces, and deal with the fact I'm there. Happy wife, happy life.

There is a lot of truth to that.

[seanbw 1]

Time for some coffee.

ditto!

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

rakakakakakaka

[seanbw 1]

rakakakakakaka

tommy gun?

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

I AM CORNHOLIO

[mrray13 30]

If you want hot, just buy some Fox Labs pepper spray, same damn stuff, 5mil scoville and it actually serves a purpose...

that stuff will leave blisters on your face, lol...well, their faces, hehe...i love fox.

"oh, he's got his mace out, that shit ain't nothing, i'll put it on my food, fucking cracker"

1 second burst of fox to eyes/nose/mouth

"oh shit, i'm on fire, get it off, get it off....gasp, gasp..can't breather..gasp, gasp..."

falls to ground, easily handcuffed and latter shows blisters from the burn...lmao..

that's usually how it goes...

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[F-150 Murphy 0]

mace ftw

[ABXX49 20]

Think I just bought a stroller.

OH SNAP!

When is big day, Must be pretty dang close!

May 23

Well congrats! I better get my ass moving, your "free" (using it loosely) time is going to go down the drain.

[dem beats 1,223]

If you want hot, just buy some Fox Labs pepper spray, same damn stuff, 5mil scoville and it actually serves a purpose...

that stuff will leave blisters on your face, lol...well, their faces, hehe...i love fox.

"oh, he's got his mace out, that shit ain't nothing, i'll put it on my food, fucking cracker"

1 second burst of fox to eyes/nose/mouth

"oh shit, i'm on fire, get it off, get it off....gasp, gasp..can't breather..gasp, gasp..."

falls to ground, easily handcuffed and latter shows blisters from the burn...lmao..

that's usually how it goes...

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Great story about that stuff. I long time ago a friend of mine, who at the time was amazingly intoxicated, sprayed his hand with that and then sniffed his hand. He gagged cried and vomited. Washed his have 5 times or more. Drank more to get over it, then had sex with his lady friend. They both woke up with burning sensations on their organs.

I was rather amused.

[Adrian_D 520]

I AM CORNHOLIO

YOU WILL GIVE ME TP !

[nem 2,019]

Any good April fools jokes yet?

[F-150 Murphy 0]

Any good April fools jokes yet?

My gf of 6 months said she was movingto arizona lol

[Acidburn 10]

I AM CORNHOLIO

YOU WILL GIVE ME TP !

ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!

[Acidburn 10]

Any good April fools jokes yet?

Gmail has a pretty good one

[nem 2,019]

I just got off of the phone with my vinyl cutter and his wife is moving out and he said that is no April fools joke either.

[seanbw 1]

If you want hot, just buy some Fox Labs pepper spray, same damn stuff, 5mil scoville and it actually serves a purpose...

that stuff will leave blisters on your face, lol...well, their faces, hehe...i love fox.

"oh, he's got his mace out, that shit ain't nothing, i'll put it on my food, fucking cracker"

1 second burst of fox to eyes/nose/mouth

"oh shit, i'm on fire, get it off, get it off....gasp, gasp..can't breather..gasp, gasp..."

falls to ground, easily handcuffed and latter shows blisters from the burn...lmao..

that's usually how it goes...

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Great story about that stuff. I long time ago a friend of mine, who at the time was amazingly intoxicated, sprayed his hand with that and then sniffed his hand. He gagged cried and vomited. Washed his have 5 times or more. Drank more to get over it, then had sex with his lady friend. They both woke up with burning sensations on their organs.

I was rather amused.

lol, until these two posts i never knew one could have so much fun with pepper spray.

[topgun 262]

Any good April fools jokes yet?

Gmail has a pretty good one

It is a good one.

[seanbw 1]

lol

Greetings Dr. Pist,

I'm working on it, and I understand that lying is wrong. I've just returned from Bali, where I won the lottery. Also I ate an entire shark while it was still alive. I'm doing very well, and I'd like to cancel our future sessions.

[Adrian_D 520]

Any good April fools jokes yet?

Nothing good. One weaksauce on a forum and that's about it

[Adrian_D 520]

Any good April fools jokes yet?

Gmail has a pretty good one

It is a good one.

I didn't see it

[topgun 262]

its on the main google.com/mail page, first time I saw it I didn't even realize what it was before I logged in.

[Adrian_D 520]

lol

Greetings Dr. Pist,

I'm working on it, and I understand that lying is wrong. I've just returned from Bali, where I won the lottery. Also I ate an entire shark while it was still alive. I'm doing very well, and I'd like to cancel our future sessions.