Welcome to the IHoP

[topgun 262]

Kind of Curious what I will run as well. Probably really slow given the Torque management and lack of tune. Sometimes its really slow off the line

Mid 16's is my guess

[topgun 262]

What engine do you have? The 5.3?

[KU40 173]

The Caddy on the track would be about as funny as the Econoline on the track

This last weekend my family was staying in a hotel by the Kansas City speedway and there were cars running around it all the time. My stepdad and I wanted to go out there and race our vehicles, my Explorer vs. his Durango.

[y_d0c 0]

^Durango wins

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Thumbs up their asses

Thumbs up their asses

What movie did that come from?

Office Space

[MKader17 332]

What engine do you have? The 5.3?

yes THE 5.3

[MKader17 332]

THE T0PPAGE!

[MKader17 332]

can't believe I forgot it was from Office Space. I feel so Ashamed

[MKader17 332]

Vulcanize the whoopee stick

In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch

With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny axe

In the gut locker

Marinate the nether rod

In the squish mitten

Retrofit the pudding hatch

Ooh la la

With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I brazillian wax poetic so empathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

[JimJ 11]

What's my name showing up as here?

It's showing JimJ for me, but I was just quoted in the table saw thread as RickRolled...maybe Brian just hasn't cleared his cookies yet.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

JimJ.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

gymjay

[Chevy350TPI 12]

I need to cut the grass but it keeps raining.

[MKader17 332]

I've never seen you as anything but JimJ

[audio-neon 34]

Vulcanize the whoopee stick

In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch

With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny axe

In the gut locker

Marinate the nether rod

In the squish mitten

Retrofit the pudding hatch

Ooh la la

With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I brazillian wax poetic so empathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

isn't that from chocolate covered starfish and hotdog flavored water.

[JimJ 11]

Weird.

I need to cut the grass but it keeps raining.

Cut the grass last week, it's down to under four hours now...

[audio-neon 34]

Weird.

I need to cut the grass but it keeps raining.

Cut the grass last week, it's down to under four hours now...

The village of Colonie has recently passed a law requiring your lawn to be under 5" or something like that. $500 dollar fine and up to 15 days in jail.

[vladd 26]

i'd be sticking my foot up colonie's ass.

what's the point of owning your place if someone else gets to make all the rules for you? time to start pitching loaves on the lawn!!

[audio-neon 34]

i'd be sticking my foot up colonie's ass.

what's the point of owning your place if someone else gets to make all the rules for you? time to start pitching loaves on the lawn!!

Last summer I told the cop that he was trespassing and better get off of my property. He was trying to come right me a ticket for washing my car in my own driveway.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

"Sir do you know why I pulled you over this afternoon?"

Probably because you have shitty aim with your gun and clocked a bird.

"Actually sir you were going 105 km/h in a 100 km/h zone. Now do you know why I pulled you over?"

Because you're a f!cking cunt?

Wrong answer.

[audio-neon 34]

"Sir do you know why I pulled you over this afternoon?"

Probably because you have shitty aim with your gun and clocked a bird.

"Actually sir you were going 105 km/h in a 100 km/h zone. Now do you know why I pulled you over?"

Because you're a f!cking cunt?

Wrong answer.

They really pull you over for doing like 2mph more than the speed limit. I guess in America we view speed limit as the minimum speed you should be going.

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

I need to cut the grass but it keeps raining.

I have had that same issue, so I have been forced to do a rushed slop job at dusk after work and a nice 2 hour commute.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Homeowner's Associations strike again

[audio-neon 34]

I started looking at Telarc cd prices again... sigh. I am still pissed that my collection was stolen.

[KU40 173]

jizmj.

So.....I got a new job. start in 2 weeks. It's with the Kansas Dept. of Health & Environment over in Topeka. But I'll still live in Lawrence and just commute the 30 minutes because Topeka sucks. I'm pretty happy. I'll make 50% more than I'm making now (I guess that's what happens when you get a real job), good state benefits, and pretty strict on no overtime. Which is good for a guy like me, who defines his life by who he is, not his job, and while liking your job is important, it's more or less just to pay for you to live.