Welcome to the IHoP

[ramos 2]

More later, but I got home real late last night so I waited until this AM and I wasn't going to pull the cover just to take pics for you guys. I will tonight though.

First a shot through my truck window as the previous owner pulled into the gas station

And now in my driveway!!

And yep, that is my old one in the garage

Very nice .

[Tmax98 3]

nice lil song acidburn

and on the boat subject i need to get mine fixed once again

wish i had some extra cash

maybe i can get padre to buy it for me

well off to class

lata yal

[///M5 2,833]

More later, but I got home real late last night so I waited until this AM and I wasn't going to pull the cover just to take pics for you guys. I will tonight though.

First a shot through my truck window as the previous owner pulled into the gas station

And now in my driveway!!

And yep, that is my old one in the garage

Very nice .

I really appreciate your help in buying it. During the test drive with both of us, we GPS'd at 75.2mph The jack plate was all the way down too so there is probably a little more in her, but hell that is plenty for me. I was skeered.

[///M5 2,833]

And it makes my 18'8" er look teh teeny.

[///M5 2,833]

Does Rick from Raamaudio have an account here?

[ramos 2]

I really appreciate your help in buying it. During the test drive with both of us, we GPS'd at 75.2mph The jack plate was all the way down too so there is probably a little more in her, but hell that is plenty for me. I was skeered.

That is one of the hardest things to explain to someone with no boating experience. 75mph on the water feels an ass load faster than 75mph on land.

[KU40 173]

sweet boat. definitely looks fast. You gonna sell your old one?

[ramos 2]

Does Rick from Raamaudio have an account here?

I don't really remember. I just usually email him I think it's [email protected] still

[vladd 26]

fastest i've done on a boat is 60mph and even that was making my brown eye pucker something fierce

[ramos 2]

A priest was about to finish his tour of duty and was leaving his

mission

in the jungle where he had spent years teaching the natives, when he

realized that the one thing he had never taught them was how to speak

English.So he took the chief for a walk in the forest. He pointed to a

tree

and said to the chief, 'This is a tree.'The chief looked at the tree

and

grunted, 'Tree.' The priest was pleased with response. They walked a

little

farther and he pointed to a rock and said, 'This is a rock.' Hearing

this,

the chief looked and grunted, 'Rock.'The priest was really getting

enthusiastic about the results when he heard a rustling in the bushes.

As

they peeked over the top, they saw a couple of natives in the midst of

heavy sexual activity. The priest was really flustered and quickly

explained, 'Man riding a bike.'The chief looked at the couple briefly,

pulled out his blowpipe and killed them. The priest went ballistic and

yelled at the chief that he had spent years teaching the tribe how to

be

civilized and kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in

cold

blood that way?

The chief replied: 'My bike.'

[ramos 2]

Little timmy walks into his dads room and sees his dad has mom bent

over the dresser. He sees Timmy and says "Go away" and smiles. After

dad was done he goes to check on Timmy. He opens the door and Timmy

has grandma bent over his dresser. Dad yells "What the hell!!" Timmy

says "It aint funny when its your mom....."

[ramos 2]

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual

Gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him

To change.

One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.

It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son

Returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting

Home?', they asked.

'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit

Project said Tommy.

The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking

Him completely out of his chair.

'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went

After school.'

'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.'

'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.

'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy.

The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking

Him off his chair.

With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied.

We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'

'I'm ashamed of you Son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never lied

to my parents.'

The robot then walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse

Right that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears. 'Boy, did you

Ever ask for that one!

And you can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, He is your son!'

The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her

Three times

[ramos 2]

WHO SAYS MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in

their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in

front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the

wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his

coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the

room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we

first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you

remember back then?' he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring,

so sensitive. 'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember

when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember,' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside

him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in

my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to

jail for 20 years?'

'I remember that, too' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... 'I would have gotten

out today.'

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

Bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks.

Bitches love my new haircut.

And I'll drink nothing but Heineken and Jaggerbombs! Jaggerbombs! Jaggerbombs!

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

On this day in 1932, Amelia Earhart took off from Newfoundland (landing in Ireland the next day) to become the world's first female to fly solo nonstop across the Atlantic Ocean--to the day, 5 years after Charles Lindbergh first crossed it nonstop, from Long Island, New York to Paris, France. In 1920, Montreal Quebec station XWA broadcasted the first regularly scheduled radio programming in North America. In 1916, The Saturday Evening Post published its first cover with a Norman Rockwell painting. In 1891, Thomas Edison first publically displayed his kinetoscope prototype. In 1883, the eruption of Krakatoa that ultimately led to the volcano's destruction began. In 1873, Levi Strauss and Jacob Davis received a U.S. patent for blue jeans with copper rivets. And in 1570, cartographer Abraham Ortelius issued the first modern atlas. Happy Birthday Busta Rhymes (1972), Tony Stewart (1971), Bronson Pinchot (1959), Dave Thomas (1949), Cher (1946), Joe Cocker (1944), Moshe Dayan (1915-1981), James Stewart (1908-1997), inventor Emil Berliner (1851-1929) and U.S. First Lady Dolley Madison (1768-1849). RIP Gilda Radner (d. 1989) and Christopher Columbus (1506).

"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish."

- Euripides

[vladd 26]

i am so fucking bored.

i do love that i put in my two weeks notice at the hellhole and after getting bitched at i get begged to stay...lmfao.

[vladd 26]

http://www.adultswim.com/games/game/index....game=biblefight

[Acidburn 10]

More later, but I got home real late last night so I waited until this AM and I wasn't going to pull the cover just to take pics for you guys. I will tonight though.

First a shot through my truck window as the previous owner pulled into the gas station

And now in my driveway!!

And yep, that is my old one in the garage

very cool

[///M5 2,833]

I really appreciate your help in buying it. During the test drive with both of us, we GPS'd at 75.2mph The jack plate was all the way down too so there is probably a little more in her, but hell that is plenty for me. I was skeered.

That is one of the hardest things to explain to someone with no boating experience. 75mph on the water feels an ass load faster than 75mph on land.

That is one hell of an understatement.

[///M5 2,833]

sweet boat. definitely looks fast. You gonna sell your old one?

Indeed, part of the reason it is peeking out of the garage. The cover isn't quite as nice and I want it to be polished clean when someone looks at it.

[Acidburn 10]

Sean, is the 'bird going to be ready in time?

[Acidburn 10]

/\ TOP

[///M5 2,833]

Sean, is the 'bird going to be ready in time?

Well the engine was finished yesterday, but I have a feeling that it may not be road worthy yet. If not we can still run over and check it out though. I hope it is though

[Acidburn 10]

Sean, is the 'bird going to be ready in time?

Well the engine was finished yesterday, but I have a feeling that it may not be road worthy yet. If not we can still run over and check it out though. I hope it is though

ah, oh well, just seeing it will be cool

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

How in the heck is the iHop ratted at 4 stars?