Welcome to the IHoP

[KU40 173]

Yes business law, worthless waste of 3 hours/week if you ask me...grumble...

Mine was pretty worthless too. Plus the professor was so boring it was hard to even pay attention. But at least my discussion TA was an attractive Latin girl.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqr95HppQOU

[JimJ 11]

I don't get it.

[Acidburn 10]

MEEN-2302 - Need 74 or so for A no prob

CVEN-1372 - Have a chance to make an A

ELEN-2310 - A wrapped up, no final

MATH-3322 - Failed the last test looking for B now

MATH-3301 - Need to pass Final to make an A

4 A's 1 B Would be a good semester

currently aiming for 3 A's and 2 B's, could be my best semester yet lol

[Acidburn 10]

DONE WITH CLASSES!!11

:woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot:

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Geddy Lee was widely recognized as a doomsday weapon when he sang after sucking helium out of a balloon. (The pitch is too high for humans to hear of course, but over 367,000 Canadian dogs exploded nationwide during the government tests).

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Neil Peart's drumset takes up an entire floor, the parking lot, and the surrounding neighborhoods of the recording studio. In concerts, he uses a smaller version in order to make room for the audience.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Geddy Lee once forced five midgets to line dance in front of the Washington Monument to the tune of "Oh Shit, Here Comes Roger Waters."

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Neil Peart is known to kick your ass with a two-by-four that he beats his snare with.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Attempting to play like Neil can result in loss of vision, loss of hearing, loss of smell, loss of mind, ulcers, cancer, obsessive compulsory disorder, rabies, Chuck Norris syndrome, penis envy, rabies 2 (the revenge), diabetes (types I II and III), increased urinary output, and the need to listen to Moving Pictures repeatedly.

[Tirefryr 1,742]

What?

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

mmmmmmmmmmmm

Canada Dry and Maker's Mark

so good

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

mmmmmmmmmmmm

Canada Dry and Maker's Mark

so good

watching the sun set

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

mmmmmmmmmmmm

Canada Dry and Maker's Mark

so good

watching the sun set

with Dark Side of the Moon on the earphones

[JimJ 11]

DSOTM and earphones aren't compatible

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

DSOTM and earphones aren't compatible

its either that or 10 year old Gateway OEM speakers

I choose my Sony V6s

[///M5 2,833]

Oooh, Gateways

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Old School Yo

[JimJ 11]

One thing down, two more to do...

[todd.brust 29]

I like the Rush facts.

Anyone see Neil Peart in the ATHF movie?

[JimJ 11]

Never saw that.

[todd.brust 29]

If you don't like ATHF, I'd skip it. But otherwise it's somewhat amusing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbO-ny24rb4

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

2112

The year that was made famous by that one song... what was its name? Oh well, I'm sure someone knows what song I'm talking about. Anyway, this year is quite possibly the greatest year in humans' existence. This year, contrary to popular belief was in the BC time period. And, even more bizarre, it occured after 2113 BC and before 2111 BC.

Notable Events

* Porn was first invented. The first porn cave painting was between a beaver and a wombat. It didn't sell very well.

* Old Pieland won the Great Pie War against the penguins, but was destroyed by the penguin's Zigs. a New Pieland was founded.

* Jesus Christ of Nazareth was conceived while Virgin Mary was still a fetus.

* I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

* God was officially declared to be a pervert.

* The War of 1812 began.

* O RLY returns from Teegeack.

* The band, The Band, was given an award for having a stupid name, and each member was summarily shot to death.

* Rush's song, 2112, is not about this year, but about another year.

* Marco Polo discovered the Polio Vaccine, but when FDR asked for some, Polo spat on his shoes.

* The year Geddy Lee's voice finally broke.

* The Titanic sunk. Investigators discovered it was Rosie O'Donnell who was responsible for the disaster.

* The most successful movie, Attack of the Rabid, Flying Moose, was filmed, on spot in the wilderness of Canada.

* After being lost at sea for several years, Al Gore finally discovered the internet.

* A triumvirate simply known as "Rush" assumed control of the Solar Federation.

* Geddy went bald.

* The Great Pork Plague of Some Circumstance swept all of Agpaganiople, killing several thousand persons helplessly devoted to pork. Consequently, this caused a shortage of cauliflower, as Agpaganioplian held both the black market and the world market by the proverbial "balls" in terms of cauliflower production power (CPP), which single-handedly extinguished the terrorist threat. Because everyone knows that terrorists can't survive without cauliflower.

* In this year, CATS had no chance to survive make your time. It was great justice.

* Phil Collins saw something in the air that night.

* Wikipedia ends, but then after a small hiatus starts again under the pseudonym "Uncyclopaedia"

* The meek inherited the earth.

* Brawndo (the Thirst Mutilator) created.

* The entire Anasazi civilization sacrifice themselves to extinction per order of their god T'ckchnack'lqueztlexrchkcle

* Geddy Lee went bald.

* Alex Lifeson flew by night.

* Neil Peart was tricked by circumstances.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Made up words have for a extong time been juggernatious to our pliage of English cachinateun. Subbly is an enumberist of some of these "made up words" and their meanings.

* Abbatiality - A religion in which the abbatoire is the central place of worship.

* Abortifaciality - Abortion via production line

* Acid Jazz - Jazz that uses Hydrochloric Acid and Copper Sulphate as Instrument, Also means "meaningless"

* Adiculous - Something that is ridiculously addictive

* Aetiomological - Of the classification of Aets.

* Agrenunciate - A word I made up to see if my English teacher had a clue. She didn't.

* Algonquarium - A zoo full of native americans

* Anaesthetisiium - Freudian slip for "Anus"

* Antimacassar - An opponent of the Macassarian regime in Yemen.

* Asparagusion - Death by asparagus.

* Autopsicution - The act of performing autopsy on living persons.

* Auxhillary - Part of Senator Clinton's re-election campaign.

* Ballcock - A tautology.

* Bassinet - An abbreviation of 'basset clarinet'.

* Belligreen - Archaic term for syphilis.

* Binomad - A roaming mathematical expression.

* Blibber - A sort of puffy jacket with poppers, made out of whale fat.

* Blether - Same as above, but for women.

* Blocquiche - French food.

* Bon Jovi - German word meaning "sucktastic!"

* Bon motte - A good trench.

* Bonsail - A small, sailing tree.

* Bronchopneumonia - Pneumonia resulting from excessive intake of Bronchops.

* Bulimial - Political messages subtly propagated through blinis.

* Caesiumfrankolithicmixialubidiumrixidixidexidoxidroxide - the opposite of Edixordixodixedixidixirmuidibulaiximcihtiloknarfmuiseac

* Calligraph - A graph which shows the intensity of an earthquake judging by how disruptive it is to a team of calligraphers, employed to write all day waiting for earthquakes.

* Callipygian - Having well-shaped attractive buttocks.

* Cardboard Tunnel Syndrome - Syndrome in which paranoids believe that the world is made of cardboard whilst on board airplanes.

* Cenzoiacious - From the Cenozoic era.

* Chipolatta - Chips with milky coffee.

* Circumambiance - The general atmosphere at a circumcision.

* Coddle - Love of one's fish.

* Commit - Subdued sickness.

* Cotchology - Study of laziness.

* Contrapcetive - A small trap placed on the female genitalia designed to ensnare potential sexual partners, and prevent further penetration. Used by over-protective fathers and catholics.

* Cottage Pie - A pie made of bricks. Rather unpleasant.

* Coulomb - A measure of how close to America one is.

* Crimples - *See Flongee

* Datium - Plural of 'Datia'.

* Defraud - to repent for committing an act of fraud.

* Destrierre - A cut of hat used only in Belize.

* Disbelize - To exhibit contempt for abovementioned cut of hat.

* Distemperization - A form of exotic jazz practised by the Avant-Guard of Chicago in the late 1730s.

* Downtowngown - Suit.

* Dragoman - Derogatory term for a sewage worker.

* Dramaturgy - Illness contracted during a performance of The Taming of the Shrew

* Dyslemenorrhoea - Verbal diaorrhoea.

* Early English - The English Language as practised by Earls.

* Edixordixodixedixidixirmuidibulaiximcihtiloknarfmuiseac - the opposite of Caesiumfrankolithicmixialubidiumrixidixidexidoxidroxide

* Effluvium - Someone made rich by their possesion of great amounts of mud.

* Egalitarianism - Government by Eagles.

* Eisteddfod - Welsh-language competitive festival of the arts.

* Electrocute - Sweet little electrical currents.

* Electromagnate - A businessman with a disproportionately large share of the electricty market; an electricity baron.

* Emphashish - breathlessness caused by smoking shisha pipes.

* Erruption - Immoral and unprincipled management of Volcanoes.

* Escolate - Toothpaste brand.

* Eyetooth - Unfortunate disorder in which eyes take the place of teeth and vice versa. See also - Foot and Mouth disease, a similar variant.

* Extong - Extra Long

* Fangorious - The manner in which one is devoured by gelatinous monsters

* Finnial - The third movement of Sibelius' twelfth symphony.

* Flagg - The only currency with which Cash Flagg Jr. movies may be purchased.

* Flongee - *See Crimples

* Frindle - See Pen.

* Garbledinski - A silly, meaningless word that defies alphabetical organization.

* Gendarmerie - A cult group in the South of France who believe limbs to be gendered.

* Gifro- A ginger person who has an afro (see Ronald Mcdonald)

* Golfish Bowl - A hybrid of the fish and the golfball. So far only an unsuccessful scientific anomalie.

* Gonorrhoea - The period after diaorrhoea.

* Gramminivorous - Animals that feed only on grammar and syntax.

* Griffon - A substitute for a shirt and tie, applied with glue - this item of clothing is a cardboard model which, from the front angle, looks identical to a regular shirt and tie, but which from any other angle reveals the wearer's nakedness. So called, because it is "griffed on".

* Groggogram - A gram of grog.

* Haler - The supplier of halos.

* Hegemony - The national currency of the Peoples' Republic of Hege.

* Hermeneutic - A type of crab.

* Hexadexadecimal - Unreleased Pink Floyd album.

* Hinterland - Home of the grinch, where it never snows on christmas.

* Hirsutism - Excessive growth of the hair.

* Hoboerotic - Erotica consisting of tramps and vagrants.

* Holophasia - Possible result of Kitten Huffing

* Homosexuality - Well, it's not in my bloody dictionary! Feckin' puffters...

* Hoppohammer - A boardgame played by nerds during a cricket game

* Hryvna - Basic monetary unit of Ukraine.

* Hydroguns - Hydrogen Fission powered Weapons

* Hypermetropolia - Fictional city in which everything occurs at double speed. See also; Hypermetropolisis, a state in which a city speeds up temporarily: said to have occured in both New York City and London on several occasions in the late 1990s.

* Hypnognomic - Hypnosis by means of gnomes.

* IBM - Idiotic, Brainless Monkeys

* Iceland - A land of ice.

* Ideolicked - A form of communication reliant on the application of the tongue to other surfaces, unique to several individuals.

* Impostultant - Fake consultant.

* Infarct - The state of being in violation of parking regulations in Washington D.C.

* Intelligent - It means Stupid & Brainless here.

* Intelligent Dance Music (IDM) - Dancing is never intelligent.

* Intinnings - Indoor cricket.

* Innuendo - A rude games console released in China in 1995 as a competitor to the PlayStation.

* Intrauteffeine - New chemical element.

* Mondey -Mispronounced French word meaning "Monday".

* Meng-Chee-ness - Attitude that resembles Wong Meng Chee, also means Anti-Malaysia.

* Orientalisim - Like a regular Isim, but obsessed with anime. Kryptonite to Edward W Said.

* Rhinoplasty - Surgical procedure to alter human DNA to that of an African White Rhino.

* Shocktopus - Cross between a shark and an electric octopus.

* Uluguruness - ( Ulu: Like Sakai or Wild Man; Guru: Teacher in Malay) Teacher that don't know how to teach, or teaches like wild animal.

* Zoonaufagisc - A frigerator that stores sea critters

* Konkerman - A person who is clinically insane. Addicted to custard creams.

[todd.brust 29]

Where is all of this coming from?!?!?

I just Put on Rush 2112!