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[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Anything with a ton of power is fun.

I don't think Hillary Clinton as President would be a ton of fun........

two tons of fun

[topgun 262]

Anything with a ton of power is fun.

I don't think Hillary Clinton as President would be a ton of fun........

Touche.

[topgun 262]

Q: What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

A: Fitting in.

Ahahahahahaha

So wrong, but yet so funny.

[Godsmack 361]

Q: What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

A: Fitting in.

Fucked up...............but the 2 from my old Drill Sergeant are WAY worse IMO

Q: Whats black and blue and hates sex?

A: The 13 yr old tied up in my trunk

Q: How do you make a 2 year old cry twice?

A: Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

I know hella offensive and tasteless

[Acidburn 10]

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Q: What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

A: Fitting in.

fudgeed up...............but the 2 from my old Drill Sergeant are WAY worse IMO

Q: Whats black and blue and hates sex?

A: The 13 yr old tied up in my trunk

Q: How do you make a 2 year old cry twice?

A: Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

I know hella offensive and tasteless

<--------Literally LOL'd and choked half to death on M&M's, thanks

[Acidburn 10]

Q: What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

A: Fitting in.

Fucked up...............but the 2 from my old Drill Sergeant are WAY worse IMO

Q: Whats black and blue and hates sex?

A: The 13 yr old tied up in my trunk

Q: How do you make a 2 year old cry twice?

A: Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

I know hella offensive and tasteless

Q: What's the best part about having sex with an 11 year old in the shower?

A: You can slick her hair back and she looks 9.

Q: What's the best part about having sex with a 7 year old?

A: Hearing her hips pop.

[Acidburn 10]

don't know if this is from xkcd, but it certainly fits in

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Q: What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

A: Fitting in.

fudgeed up...............but the 2 from my old Drill Sergeant are WAY worse IMO

Q: Whats black and blue and hates sex?

A: The 13 yr old tied up in my trunk

Q: How do you make a 2 year old cry twice?

A: Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

I know hella offensive and tasteless

Q: What's the best part about having sex with an 11 year old in the shower?

A: You can slick her hair back and she looks 9.

Q: What's the best part about having sex with a 7 year old?

A: Hearing her hips pop.

<----------Almost choked to death again

[Godsmack 361]

Q: What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

A: Fitting in.

Fucked up...............but the 2 from my old Drill Sergeant are WAY worse IMO

Q: Whats black and blue and hates sex?

A: The 13 yr old tied up in my trunk

Q: How do you make a 2 year old cry twice?

A: Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

I know hella offensive and tasteless

Q: What's the best part about having sex with an 11 year old in the shower?

A: You can slick her hair back and she looks 9.

Q: What's the best part about having sex with a 7 year old?

A: Hearing her hips pop.

WOW.................LOL.............sooooooooooo tasteless and yet...........i still laughed

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

radiating from so many septic sources

forming the fabric of a wayward people

disappearing as the vestiges of our past

scratched like tartan into virgin soil

a substrate for progress and disarray

a spreading network of broken dreams

searching for a thoroughfare to take us away

just a little tale from the streets of America (say a little prayer)

sparkled promises paved with pathos and hysteria

trenchant, weary native sons

step back

and see the damage done

meander to the horizon (shoot straight to the horizon)

the streets of America

black, tarred concrete

pine for me

lying dormant

for you and country

hardened surface

cracked within

catch the sweat

from off the chin

of men and women

senior and child

who look to you

and your sterile miles

and in their stares

is bald dismay

for what you pucking promised

led them astray

hard-cracked, daunting, lifeless veins

false hope corridors to greener pastures is all that remains

Edited March 6, 2008 by Penguin4x4

[Godsmack 361]

Whats the best little kid pick up line?

"Hey little girl, piece of candy, go for a ride?"

[JimJ 11]

My friend today, sent me a link to LS1tech.com, where they was talking about the new ZR1 vette.

Maybe its just me, but a 6.2l supercharged should put out more power than that.

Im just happy to see them have a S/C now, so they can't complain about stangs having one.

Keep in mind they have to put a warranty on this beast as well.

I don't want to see a forced induction Corvette, I'd much rather see a N/A engine kept.

Have you ever driven a supercharged car?? And I don't mean one of those non-GNX GM things with the 3.8 either. A real supercharged V8 is a helluvalotoffun

ohhhhh so it's like that now huh?

*giggle* I was waiting for that.

Almost as blatant as Eh-Ron with his "hummy and shitty low-fidelity tube amps" comment.

Oh, I notice.

But I will not give in to temptation.

[topgun 262]

My friend today, sent me a link to LS1tech.com, where they was talking about the new ZR1 vette.

Maybe its just me, but a 6.2l supercharged should put out more power than that.

Im just happy to see them have a S/C now, so they can't complain about stangs having one.

Keep in mind they have to put a warranty on this beast as well.

I don't want to see a forced induction Corvette, I'd much rather see a N/A engine kept.

Have you ever driven a supercharged car?? And I don't mean one of those non-GNX GM things with the 3.8 either. A real supercharged V8 is a helluvalotoffun

ohhhhh so it's like that now huh?

*giggle* I was waiting for that.

Almost as blatant as Eh-Ron with his "hummy and shitty low-fidelity tube amps" comment.

Oh, I notice.

But I will not give in to temptation.

I was wondering if you noticed that one...

[Acidburn 10]

Whats the best little kid pick up line?

"Hey little girl, piece of candy, go for a ride?"

this works most effectively if you drive a large panel van with a friendly, nature-esque painting on the side

.......

[vladd 26]

i'd consider doing a v-8 in the fiero if it would give comparable performance/dollar

unfortunately it doesn't even come close (taking the price of the swap into consideration of course)

[JimJ 11]

(Actually, I'll agree that a lot of them were hummy, low-fi pieces of garbage...nothing like a Magnavox console with OPT's that go to 10K and AC heaters throwing out tons of 60Hz on the audio...but I like giving him shit )

[topgun 262]

Who doesn't Jim? I know Thylantyr does.

[topgun 262]

Tom your Raptor picture remind me of this. A friend drew this in my circuit theory notebook while I was napping in class one day, you never know what he is going to draw in your notes if you look away... *or sleep*

[JimJ 11]

this works most effectively if you drive a large panel van with a friendly, nature-esque painting on the side

QFT.

[topgun 262]

Now I know why Jim is into SQ, so the kiddies can hear Barney nice and clear.

[topgun 262]

Toppage!

[Acidburn 10]

lol, good ole Rload

[Godsmack 361]

Time for more screwed up shit

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?

A: Not being retarded.

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.

He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.

The monkey grabs some Olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

The guy says "No, what?"

The bartender screams "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, the little b*stard.

Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him.

He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar.

He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"No, what?" replies the guy.

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.

Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy.

"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to shit out that cue ball, he measures everything first."

What is the Diffrence between a dead baby and a trampoline???

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You have to take off you boots to jump on a trampoline.

Whats the difference between a 7 year old girls ass and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't scream when you put ur meat in there

What is the diffrence between a pile of dead babies and a corvet???

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I don't have a corvet in my garage!!!!..

Why do I always keep a rotting deer in my garage?

To cover up the smell of the rotting babies

A pedophile and a little boy are holding hands and walking into the dark woods. The little boy says, "Mister, I'm a scared" and the peophile says, " You're scared, fuck, I gotta walk outta here alone."

Really, that's about the only one I can stomach.

Little Tommy is sitting on a long plane flight coloring in his coloring book when the gentleman sitting next to him tries to strike up a conversation by saying to him, "Young man, this is going to be a long flight, so maybe we could talk to each other to pass the time?"

Little Tommy looks over at the gentleman and asks, "What do ya wanna talk about?"

The gentleman explains," We could talk about anything, I'm quite knowledgeable in many subjects."

Little Tommy says, "O.K. how come it is that sheep, cows, and horses all eat grass but the sheep poop out little pellets, the cows poop out huge floppy pancakes, and the horses poop out round clumps?"

The gentleman clears his throat, smiles awkwardly and says,"Well, I uh... I don't know."

Little Tommy says "Well thats just great. Why would I want to have a conversation with you about anything when, quite clearly, you don't know shit."

Try the veal...its wonderfully tender...

[Acidburn 10]

Now I know why Jim is into SQ, so the kiddies can hear Barney nice and clear.

the sound stage and depth is really quite impressive in those recordings