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Yay............beer................even tho its a Miller High Life (Keeping the Molson Canadian for after dinner)

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Man, Ive been a post whore here lately.

yeahh..... :(

Regret banning me from ca.com?

a little lol

even though that did provide much amusement

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i felt extremely bad last night.

went out with ale, the italian, and thomas the german and another american.

i didn't feel like getting trashed, usually when i go out with them we drink like fish. but i had a headache and just wanted to get out of the house.

so we finish up, two pitchers to four people, and we're leaving. and the damn german looks at me and says "i don't know what to do, i came out with you and didn't have to drink a whole pitcher of beer to keep up"

is it a sign of alcoholism when a european has to try to "keep up" with you?

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Someone brought something up about how brain structures are physiologically changed in someone with some sort of retardation or disease.

I explained and ended with "Remember, you can talk to God all you want but if God talks back to you, you're schizophrenic"

No more than five minutes after class I have a group of students outside my door ready to beat me with bibles and drive nails through my wrists.

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i felt extremely bad last night.

went out with ale, the italian, and thomas the german and another american.

i didn't feel like getting trashed, usually when i go out with them we drink like fish. but i had a headache and just wanted to get out of the house.

so we finish up, two pitchers to four people, and we're leaving. and the damn german looks at me and says "i don't know what to do, i came out with you and didn't have to drink a whole pitcher of beer to keep up"

is it a sign of alcoholism when a european has to try to "keep up" with you?

Either that or he really didn't drink a ton growing up.

J

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Stupid questions so far:

When discussing the quickest route drugs take to get to your brain:

"Is that why people snort cocaine?"

It was 40 below the other day ... really, really cold. Anyway ...

"Is brain freeze literal? Can you actually freeze your brain by breathing outside in this weather?"

Discussing vision. I said something about red blood vessels in your eye.

"Wouldn't they be blue? Blood is blue because the arteries in your arms are blue."

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Oh and regarding the Galapagos Finches ... I discussed that for a few minutes one lecture and one girl puts up her hand and asks:

"Did they really actually measure the beak size?"

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sounds like some REAL winners CPT

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Someone brought something up about how brain structures are physiologically changed in someone with some sort of retardation or disease.

I explained and ended with "Remember, you can talk to God all you want but if God talks back to you, you're schizophrenic"

No more than five minutes after class I have a group of students outside my door ready to beat me with bibles and drive nails through my wrists.

*gasp*

you heretic!

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Someone brought something up about how brain structures are physiologically changed in someone with some sort of retardation or disease.

I explained and ended with "Remember, you can talk to God all you want but if God talks back to you, you're schizophrenic"

No more than five minutes after class I have a group of students outside my door ready to beat me with bibles and drive nails through my wrists.

*gasp*

you heretic!

w0w.

Ive never had God back to me. Maybe I don't say the right things.

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Then again when you drive an early 90's 350 with a heavy foot.... :)

Best trucks ever :) don't care what anyone says

The paint sucks, the door hinge design sucks and sags, and the steering column comes loose, but other than that they are good. :)

They run forever.

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Drinking a Zlatopramen beer currently, not a word of english is on this can.

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lol It happens.

It happens when a friend brings stuff back when he goes overseas.

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