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[topgun 262]

That is the 4th time someone has called my cell asking for Kayla, no there is no Kayla here.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Some company called Liberty keeps leaving automated messages on my machine. Dunno if its Liberty Mutual or the mail order company or what

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

As per usual the media is oversensationalizing (is that even a word?) the Florida outage...

[topgun 262]

If they keep calling for kayla, the asshole mode might get engaged....

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

If they keep calling for kayla, the arseho mode might get engaged....

I broke my arseho engagement switch a while back, I should probably get it fixed

[topgun 262]

I've gotten smacked before when a female told me I was being an ass the other night, and I replied back, 'Look, I didn't mean to be an ass, just your antics and words pushed my asshole button'.

She didn't find it very funny.

[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Boyd Coddington dead at 63 :(

[Acidburn 10]

ugh, supposed to be 81* today, starting to get hot around here

i think a rat rod camaro would be pimp. you should use the one you have, making a rat with the 6 would be da shit!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'd be cutting the shit out of the car, and there's no way I'm doing that to my Camaro

[Acidburn 10]

win.

[Acidburn 10]

I've gotten smacked before when a female told me I was being an ass the other night, and I replied back, 'Look, I didn't mean to be an ass, just your antics and words pushed my asshole button'.

She didn't find it very funny.

[Acidburn 10]

Boyd Coddington dead at 63 :(

srsly?

[Acidburn 10]

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[Penguin4x4 1,761]

Boyd Coddington dead at 63 :(

srsly?

Ya

[Acidburn 10]

A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature

had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad.

In fact, he had never even seen her naked. One day, as they drove

down the freeway,she remarked about his slow driving habits.

"I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game.

For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive,

I'll remove one piece of clothing.

He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.

He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.

At 60 off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.

Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than

he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the

car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a

tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped.

She tr ied to pull him free but alas he was stuck.

"Go to the road and get help," he said.

"I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied.

The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.

"You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.

So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a

truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled

over to hear her story.

"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!"

The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies,

"Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he'a a goner!"

[JimJ 11]

I've gotten smacked before when a female told me I was being an ass the other night, and I replied back, 'Look, I didn't mean to be an ass, just your antics and words pushed my arseho button'.

She didn't find it very funny.

You know you've got a winner when she raises an eyebrow and says "Oh, I didn't know you were into that..."

[JimJ 11]

Some company called Liberty keeps leaving automated messages on my machine. Dunno if its Liberty Mutual or the mail order company or what

It's Liberty Medical. Wilford Brimley is hunting you down.

[JimJ 11]

As per usual the media is oversensationalizing (is that even a word?) the Florida outage...

Of course, they're probably not stating the obvious unspoken thing and encouraging people to have backup power, become more self-sufficient, etc...

[JimJ 11]

Does anyone here have experience with http://www.shutterfly.com? I've been looking around at free web photo hosting, it seems like they've got a hell of a deal there...Flickr costs money once you get to a certain point...

[ford302redneck 15]

More info on Boyd Coddington?

[Acidburn 10]

Camaro Countdown: http://www.5thgen.org/countdown/

[ford302redneck 15]

new maro=poo.

Sorry.

Its as bad as the 05+ stangs.

[ford302redneck 15]

Which wonderful LS motors will be in it?

[Acidburn 10]

new maro=poo.

Sorry.

Its as bad as the 05+ stangs.

I go back and forth on whether I like it or not as well

[Acidburn 10]

Which wonderful LS motors will be in it?

I haven't heard any confirmed yet. But the LS2 or LS3 will probably be the base V8 with LS7 and LS9 possibilities.

[ford302redneck 15]

LS motors is one good thing GM motors has going for them.

Have ya'll heard about the Ford Windsor plant reopening and bringing back the ol pushrod 5.0 motors?

This is exciting news to me.