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The main thing I've heard about Texas is in reference to Houston. "It ain't hell, but you can smell it from there." :)

Pasadena and Beaumont smells worse than Houston.

Actually Houston doesn't smell bad. Its just foggy and has quite a few fat people. There aren't any plants in Houston, mostly around it

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I think Houston was named the Fattest city in America :(

Yeah but how did they measure that? Its probably BMI, which is about as accurate as a broken clock...

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I think Houston was named the Fattest city in America :(

It wasn't. It was Memphis, IIRC. Houston was in the top 20 though, IIRC.

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My Parents asked me what I want for Christmas. I need a million things but its always the hardest question to answer

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I accidentally dropped a girls phone in the hot tub this weekend. Not a good way to pull the hoes, Ya Know?

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Ehh... it was just a razor though. There more disposable then anything Gillette makes

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I accidentally dropped a girls phone in the hot tub this weekend. Not a good way to pull the hoes, Ya Know?

nice lol

i would give mk huge props if he pulled that certain hoe!

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"God only knows if your word isn't pure, and the blood on your hands isn't yours"

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I have a Razr, I hate it.

A friend asked me what I wanted for christmas, I responded "a six pack and to get laid" she said she could get me the 6-pack but I'd have to get laid on my own.

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I accidentally dropped a girls phone in the hot tub this weekend. Not a good way to pull the hoes, Ya Know?

nice lol

i would give mk huge props if he pulled that certain hoe!

She shall be pulled.... :D

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