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[vladd 26]

Eh do you ever really KNOW a girl? whether you're talking to her online or in person she'll always only show you the side she wants. Same with guys though. I'm a completely different person if you see me at work (yea yea) but if i'm with friends out at the bar different still.

talking to a girl online you get one side of her personality just like you do in person.

[DevilDriver 28]

My girlfriend and I know each other inside and out. We can almost always predict what we are about to say, do, what we really mean, etc. I don't think that's common, though.

[DevilDriver 28]

I love American Justice.

The show, of course.

[ramos 2]

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

"I kicked her in the face."

[Godsmack 361]

Tom,

Go to the junkyards near the Air Force base.

Last time I was up there they had quite a few man.

J

[Godsmack 361]

Thats pucking funny Ramos!!!!

Got any more?

[///M5 2,833]

Eh do you ever really KNOW a girl? whether you're talking to her online or in person she'll always only show you the side she wants. Same with guys though. I'm a completely different person if you see me at work (yea yea) but if i'm with friends out at the bar different still.

talking to a girl online you get one side of her personality just like you do in person.

I would say yes, but only if you are really trying to and not wearing blinders. People are actually pretty easy to figure out, but most of the time most people actually don't want to know so they only see what they think they should or want to see. Taking a step back and really objectively looking at a scenario will allow you to know someone. I would also say that before really choosing to "settle down" you better be able to do the above and actually know the girl. Until then, no matter what you say you are doing you are only playing her and yourself.

[///M5 2,833]

My girlfriend and I know each other inside and out. We can almost always predict what we are about to say, do, what we really mean, etc. I don't think that's common, though.

I don't think it is uncommon, but perhaps she is a keeper

[JimJ 11]

Got any more?

Does the pope wear a funny hat?

[ramos 2]

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of

boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost

instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting

someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply

using the sink.

4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while,

thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from

rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be

afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache.

8. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

9. AND..... Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life really are: You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

11. And finally... Be really good to your family and friends. You never know

when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.

[ramos 2]

A young couple were driving home one night.

As they came around a curve, they ran over a mother skunk. The woman saw a baby skunk crying on the side of the road and demanded her boyfriend stop. Taking the baby home, it started shivering.

The woman said, "It's cold. What do I do?"

The man replied, "Put it down between your legs and warm it up."

The lady then asked, "What about the smell?"

The man replied, "I guess just hold its little nose!"

[Tmax98 3]

Some bastard drank the rest of my milk.... at least I don't think it was me???

ya i did drink the rest of "your" milk lmao had some oreos and milk last night

U normally finish it off so i decided to turn the tables! back off bitch lol

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

Keep them coming Sir Ramos.

Neil, if you don't mind me asking, did Kyle tell you what were the improvements/changes to the new drivers over the old TC-1000/2000/3000/LMT?

[Tmax98 3]

A young couple were driving home one night.

As they came around a curve, they ran over a mother skunk. The woman saw a baby skunk crying on the side of the road and demanded her boyfriend stop. Taking the baby home, it started shivering.

The woman said, "It's cold. What do I do?"

The man replied, "Put it down between your legs and warm it up."

The lady then asked, "What about the smell?"

The man replied, "I guess just hold its little nose!"

lmao! that was great

[Tmax98 3]

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Jeff.

"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

"I kicked her in the face."

excellent

[Tmax98 3]

keep em coming ramos

[Tmax98 3]

joke Top^

[///M5 2,833]

Starving.

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

Starving.

[Tmax98 3]

Starving.

[Godsmack 361]

+2

And that is some funny chit Ramos.

And a WOOT for my latest purchase.

Details to come in about a few mths. LOL

J

[///M5 2,833]

prosthetic penis?

[vladd 26]

i had french toast this morning....not too shabby

[Godsmack 361]

Matt get on AIM man

And WTF Sean

[MKader17 332]

My girlfriend and I know each other inside and out. We can almost always predict what we are about to say, do, what we really mean, etc. I don't think that's common, though.

I think thats how it should be. It makes conversation tough after a while though when everything can be said through just looking at one another.