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damn...madisound got a facelift

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Must be lacking in tools to not have a socket :wtf:

no 12-pointers

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I had a dream with you in it last night, Tom. We were playing pool at some house, then a Saleen S7 pulled up outside. So we ran outside and you started taking pictures of it. Then the owner came back and said "WTH are you guys doing?" Then we just said we're taking pix so he said, "Ok, just making sure because I'm a journalist."

It made no sense.

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Honestly Dennis, I'm a little disturbed, yet a little flattered, that I was in your dreams.

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I had a dream with you in it last night, Tom. We were playing pool at some house, then a Saleen S7 pulled up outside. So we ran outside and you started taking pictures of it. Then the owner came back and said "WTH are you guys doing?" Then we just said we're taking pix so he said, "Ok, just making sure because I'm a journalist."

It made no sense.

that is by far the most random dream I've ever heard. Especially if you have a dream with someone from the boards. That's a first for me to hear something like that. hahahahahahaha

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ummm

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Honestly Dennis, I'm a little disturbed, yet a little flattered, that I was in your dreams.

I, too, was disturbed.

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I need to get a newsletter out here soon.

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Thank god for that!

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wow, some guy on the Camaro forum just said JL concentrates on "bang for the buck"

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wow, some guy on the Camaro forum just said JL concentrates on "bang for the buck"

he must have a lot of money to waste then, hahahaha. JL is not bang for the buck. Good products but by no means bang for the buck.

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Corporate Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower

when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs

downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door

neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that

towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands

naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and

leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When

she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the

next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say

anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit

and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent

avoidable exposure.

Corporate Lesson 2

A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing

her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After

controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,

"Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing

gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said,

"Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the

flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his

arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go

forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss

a great opportunity.

Corporate Lesson 3

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch

when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The

Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish" "Me first! Me first!" says

the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without

a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the sales

rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal

masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof!

He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says,

"I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Corporate Lesson 4

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him, "

Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered:

"Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and

rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting

very high up.

Corporate Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull "I would love to be able to get to the top

of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why

don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with

nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him

enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after

eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth

night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was

spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullsh-t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you

there.

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wow, some guy on the Camaro forum just said JL concentrates on "bang for the buck"

he must have a lot of money to waste then, hahahaha. JL is not bang for the buck. Good products but by no means bang for the buck.

that was pretty much my reply

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Adjusting some prices on the shop.

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very good post up there tom, lol. made for a nice laugh today.

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :slayer:

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Got a wedding to go to next weekend, and I don't have chit for clothes for it. My slection of nice clothes is between slim and none.

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Steve I sent you another PM. I'm about to head to the gym too ;).

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