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why not make it to 9k?

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why not make it to 9k?

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why not make it to 9k?

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why not make it to 9k?

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because i should be asleep

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because i should be asleep

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because i should be asleep

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because i should be asleep

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because i should be asleep

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because i should be asleep

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because i should be asleep

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because i should be asleep

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because i should be asleep

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because i should be asleep

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because i should be asleep

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because i should be asleep

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because i should be asleep

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because i should be asleep

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because i should be asleep

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because i should be asleep

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because i should be asleep

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because i should be asleep

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because i should be asleep

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oh..how many of you guys know about the grand gesture?  apparently this is some great thing we do to make women accept us after we screw up (and gets them to open their legs too?)

Grand gestures don't work ... They're a waste of money ...

What you need to do is learn how to manipulate your woman into not being pissed off at you, then you can work yourself between her legs fairly easily ...

Important thing to remember is not to argue ... If you think you're right, you're screwed. You don't necessarily have to admit that she was right (she usually isn't because she's a woman and woman are almost never right), but make her feel as if you accept her opinion on the matter while hugging her and softly telling her sweet nothings.

If she's anything like my GF, argument is done and you're guaranteed sex ...

BTW, GF is now inviting me over because she's horny ...

Also, I'm a slave to my penis ... Thankfully, so is she ...

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