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[ramos 2]

Completely useful, especially when in motion.

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Of course , can't count the number of times I have been riding around the lake thinking . " Damn , If I only had a place to put my drink while I'm cruising 70 mph down the lake"

[ramos 2]

Damn my hands hurt

[CBFryman 2]

where else do you expect to put your beer?

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Nassau Style

[CBFryman 2]

Dude on CA.com paid me $15 to build him a crate and ship it to him for a 15" APX.

$15 is $15 though. Some scrap wood and 30min of work.

[CBFryman 2]

Damn my hands hurt

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pour some shine on it.

it may burn but it will clean it and hopefully some of that alcohol will get into your blood stream.

[ramos 2]

No infection , just sore from all the nicks and cuts

[///M5 2,833]

When I was in high school for some reason we did it differently.  We would get up on a ski or wakeboard with a beer in the wetsuit, you'd slam the beer and then go for wooky air.  After about 10-12 runs the wooky airs always ended up in big crashes.

man when I was in high school there was no such thing as wakeboards. We would just use a wide slalom ski . Bong a mandatory 6 pack in 5 minutes. Then take turn seeing who could make who crash the worst. Could explain a lot of my wierd personality traits

Well, it really was a Skurfer at that point and damn were those things hard to get up on and ride.

[///M5 2,833]

Dude on CA.com paid me $15 to build him a crate and ship it to him for a 15" APX.

$15 is $15 though. Some scrap wood and 30min of work.

Not really enough markup for me to get excited.

[CBFryman 2]

That is roughly $30/hr

and $15 is 5galons of gas with is roughly 100 miles which is about what it takes for me to drive to school and back every week.

A week of driving is how I see it.

[ramos 2]

When I was in high school for some reason we did it differently.

[CBFryman 2]

Well...when I started wakeboarding a 1080 had just been done off of a double up... Parks Bonifay I beleive...maybe he was the first Wake to Wake 1080.

Anyway, Ive gotten up on a knee board...standing that is. No fins and an odd shape plus an uneven "deck" make for a hard ride.

[///M5 2,833]

When I was in high school for some reason we did it differently.  We would get up on a ski or wakeboard with a beer in the wetsuit, you'd slam the beer and then go for wooky air.  After about 10-12 runs the wooky airs always ended up in big crashes.

man when I was in high school there was no such thing as wakeboards. We would just use a wide slalom ski . Bong a mandatory 6 pack in 5 minutes. Then take turn seeing who could make who crash the worst. Could explain a lot of my wierd personality traits

Well, it really was a Skurfer at that point and damn were those things hard to get up on and ride.

Kind of like a knee board ? My fat arse and plastic knees don't get along with kneeboards

Sort of, my knees suck too by the way. The Skurfer was a thick super buoyant floaty like wakeboard thing. Just a couple straps to put your feet under and super hard to get up on. Not at all stable at any speed and landing air was a beyotch, but it was the first thing out and fun nonetheless.

Since a picture is worth a thousand words:

or link

http://cgi.ebay.com/YELLOW-SKURFER-LAUNCH-...bayphotohosting

[///M5 2,833]

stupid ebay links...just searched for skurfer and it popped up. Sold mine a long time ago

[ramos 2]

oh yeah , I remember those things . Never tried it , but I remember seeing one at a boat shop years ago

[ramos 2]

Reminded of a small wind surfing board with no sail

[///M5 2,833]

Well...when I started wakeboarding a 1080 had just been done off of a double up... Parks Bonifay I beleive...maybe he was the first Wake to Wake 1080.

Anyway, Ive gotten up on a knee board...standing that is. No fins and an odd shape plus an uneven "deck" make for a hard ride.

I've stood on kneeboards, those round disks they used to pull behind boats, my bare feet, trick skiis, slalom, and some other random chit. Growing up on a lake and getting your boat drivers license at 13 makes for a boat filled childhood.

[///M5 2,833]

Reminded of a small wind surfing board with no sail

Yep, basically a short fat surfboard. No technology for behind the boat use there, just a nutball with a great idea that turned into a huge sport.

[ramos 2]

we were bored, poor children , we use to take turns on a piece of plywood Get it on plane and it would stay there for days. Catch and edge , and it was submariner time

[ramos 2]

Three cowboys

[CBFryman 2]

When i was like 7-8 my brother and I would take turns on a boogie board behind a little dingey with a 10hp motor with a rope and a knot tied in the end... That little thing was hard pressed to get the boogie board on plane.

[CBFryman 2]

Three cowboys

[CBFryman 2]

Three gay guys walk out of a bar. One suggests they should have a farting contest and the other two agree.

He then builds up some pressure and lets one rip *insert wind sound here*

The next bends over slighly and forces one out *insert wind sound with ripple at the end here*

Last one says "ok ok ok, I got one comming" he gets it moving and really lets a man's fart out. *insert long ripping man fart sound here*

The first two laugh and simply say "virgin"

[Acidburn 10]

in my town most  the chicks are pretty lame, the hott ones are in the phoenix area.

dont forget Blythe

[Devillain 0]

Three gay guys walk out of a bar. One suggests they should have a farting contest and the other two agree.

He then builds up some pressure and lets one rip *insert wind sound here*

The next bends over slighly and forces one out *insert wind sound with ripple at the end here*

Last one says "ok ok ok, I got one comming" he gets it moving and really lets a man's fart out. *insert long ripping man fart sound here*

The first two laugh and simply say "virgin"

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[Acidburn 10]

all caught up