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[Worlddre 1]

Ouch , been a long time since I squeezed my big meat hook hands in a door to apply deadener. the cuts and scrapes all over my hands and arms remind me why

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you should go outside and play with dirt and rocks for a few years then your hand will be impossible to cut or scratch

[Devillain 0]

Adrian, glad to hear your mom got better. I hope she continues to improve.

[Devillain 0]

Dont think im not going to put

[ramos 2]

Ouch , been a long time since I squeezed my big meat hook hands in a door to apply deadener. the cuts and scrapes all over my hands and arms remind me why

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you should go outside and play with dirt and rocks for a few years then your hand will be impossible to cut or scratch

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Nah, I'm just getting old man .

[Adrian_D 520]

excellent joke Aaron.

i read the whole ot section and found some pretty good jokes in there.

off to the hospital. i'll probably post an update later. there's a chance i'll spend the night in hospital, just in case mom needs to call the nurse.

speach isn't great, you still have to pay attention and guess most of the words. anyways, she's doing better compared to my grandfather (he went through the same troubles 3 yrs ago).

[ramos 2]

Damn this looks fun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBa9wdOANHw

[///M5 2,833]

Holy crap I am sore. Wakeboarding, waterskiing and some kneeboarding are enough to make your unused muscles hollar at you. Thought I could do what I used to do when I exercised, but ha that surely isn't the case. Hurts to walk, hurts to sit, and of course it hurts to stretch.

[CBFryman 2]

It was recalled 2 weeks after release beause 2 people died. But my friend has one... 215hp jet ski + it + 50mph = 25feet off of the water.

[CBFryman 2]

When you are driving the jetski you have to be careful because it will actually lift the back end a few inches higher in the water...may not seem like a lot but when you only have a 10" draft on plane...

[ramos 2]

It was recalled 2 weeks after release beause 2 people died. But my friend has one... 215hp jet ski + it + 50mph = 25feet off of the water.

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Figures , you can die in the bath tub , why don't they recall those as well . Fooking bastage government won't let us have any fun

[ramos 2]

When you are driving the jetski you have to be careful because it will actually lift the back end a few inches higher in the water...may not seem like a lot but when you only have a 10" draft on plane...

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10" is deep , my john boat has about a 3" draft on plane

[CBFryman 2]

lawl.

[CBFryman 2]

When you are driving the jetski you have to be careful because it will actually lift the back end a few inches higher in the water...may not seem like a lot but when you only have a 10" draft on plane...

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10" is deep , my john boat has about a 3" draft on plane

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Its one of thoes boat jetskis...lol. Honda that seats 3 people and is almost as long as my truck. bish has a 4cyl V-Tec in it.

[CBFryman 2]

and i dont know that its 10", just a geusstimate.

[ramos 2]

When you are driving the jetski you have to be careful because it will actually lift the back end a few inches higher in the water...may not seem like a lot but when you only have a 10" draft on plane...

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10" is deep , my john boat has about a 3" draft on plane

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Its one of thoes boat jetskis...lol. Honda that seats 3 people and is almost as long as my truck. bish has a 4cyl V-Tec in it.

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Is it the one that has cup holders ? I couldn't believe that chit the first time I saw it . Cup holders on a freakin' jet ski

[CBFryman 2]

Yep

[CBFryman 2]

top FTW

[CBFryman 2]

Once you hit about 40 the v-Tak kicks in

honduh powa y0!

[Devillain 0]

When you are driving the jetski you have to be careful because it will actually lift the back end a few inches higher in the water...may not seem like a lot but when you only have a 10" draft on plane...

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10" is deep , my john boat has about a 3" draft on plane

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Its one of thoes boat jetskis...lol. Honda that seats 3 people and is almost as long as my truck. bish has a 4cyl V-Tec in it.

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Is it the one that has cup holders ? I couldn't believe that chit the first time I saw it . Cup holders on a freakin' jet ski

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Completely useful, especially when in motion.

[vladd 26]

where else do you expect to put your beer?

[///M5 2,833]

When you are driving the jetski you have to be careful because it will actually lift the back end a few inches higher in the water...may not seem like a lot but when you only have a 10" draft on plane...

10" is deep , my john boat has about a 3" draft on plane

Its one of thoes boat jetskis...lol. Honda that seats 3 people and is almost as long as my truck. bish has a 4cyl V-Tec in it.

Is it the one that has cup holders ? I couldn't believe that chit the first time I saw it . Cup holders on a freakin' jet ski

Necks always need a place for their beer, unless of course they have the homer simpson beer helmet.

[///M5 2,833]

When I was in high school for some reason we did it differently. We would get up on a ski or wakeboard with a beer in the wetsuit, you'd slam the beer and then go for wooky air. After about 10-12 runs the wooky airs always ended up in big crashes.

[vladd 26]

btw godsmack, you should swing by the VA area, we have a few ppl here

[ramos 2]

Once you hit about 40 the v-Tak kicks in

honduh powa y0!

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Can be done away with

[ramos 2]

When I was in high school for some reason we did it differently.  We would get up on a ski or wakeboard with a beer in the wetsuit, you'd slam the beer and then go for wooky air.  After about 10-12 runs the wooky airs always ended up in big crashes.

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man when I was in high school there was no such thing as wakeboards. We would just use a wide slalom ski . Bong a mandatory 6 pack in 5 minutes. Then take turn seeing who could make who crash the worst. Could explain a lot of my wierd personality traits