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[ramos 2]

Feels wierd having college age girls flirting with you when your old . I have socks older than they are

[ramos 2]

At least it's entertaining most of the time

[ramos 2]

I do get a kick out of the high school, and college kids telling me the best way to get drunk , or party.

[CBFryman 2]

ramos...just hook up with the jeep girl and you'll be good to go

[ramos 2]

I'm a 41 year old red neck . You will be hard pressed to find a drink, or spirit that I haven't had

[ramos 2]

ramos...just hook up with the jeep girl and you'll be good to go

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She's 35 and we're going to the lake tomorrow

[ramos 2]

All this rambling comes from going out with some friends last night

[ramos 2]

Seems there are a lot of kids going to summer sessions at roanoke college this year

[ramos 2]

Macadoo's was was packed last night . Wall to wall college kids

[ramos 2]

I seem to be turning into a mean drunk as well

[ramos 2]

And going to the dark side of humor with more and more alcohol

[Worlddre 1]

morning folks

[ramos 2]

I was approached by a rather large female and her skinny friend. First thing I noticed was the outfit the large girl was wearing. They came up said hi , and wanted to know if they could sit with me . I said sure why not, as I was on my third pitcher. They started talking , but I couldn't stop thinking about the big girls outfit . It looked as if she got dressed with help of heavy machinery and lots of lubrication. The girl had more rolls than a french bakery. And every one of them was in plane nylon covered site eewwww . I wasn't paying much attention to what they were saying. But the large one asked me something and I just cuaght the tail end of it and said yeah. She smiled. I asked if I could ask her a question. She said sure . " Do you have mirrors in your house ? " She giggled and said yeah. Then I asked if the light in the closet was burnt out ? She giggled and said no . " So you knowingly walked out of the house with that outfit on ? " oops struck a nerve there

[ramos 2]

morning folks

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Morning mr. dc

[ramos 2]

Now I have a gigantic moo cow , who thinks I'm a prick . Oh well such is life

[ramos 2]

My friends mooing at her probably didn't help much either

[Worlddre 1]

I was approached by a rather large female and her skinny friend. First thing I noticed was the outfit the large girl was wearing. They came up said hi , and wanted to know if they could sit with me . I said sure why not, as I was on my third pitcher. They started talking , but I couldn't stop thinking about the big girls outfit . It looked as if she got dressed with help of heavy machinery and lots of lubrication. The girl had more rolls than a french bakery. And every one of them was in plane nylon covered site eewwww . I wasn't paying much attention to what they were saying. But the large one asked me something and I just cuaght the tail end of it and said yeah. She smiled. I asked if I could ask her a question. She said sure . " Do you have mirrors in your house ? " She giggled and said yeah. Then I asked if the light in the closet was burnt out ? She giggled and said no . " So you knowingly walked out of the house with that outfit on ? "  oops struck a nerve there

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[ramos 2]

Don't get me wrong I'm a fat fook myself . But I ain't walking around town in a banana hammock or something

[ramos 2]

Is there some kind of law that says the larger the girl the bigger the earrings ?? This girl had some big arse hub cap looking sob's on .

[ramos 2]

And enough make up to make tammy faye baker look natural

[Worlddre 1]

i think the new law is that large women must be scatily clad...we can thank the oxygen channel for that

[ramos 2]

Should be a disclaimer on any kind of stretchy outfits sold.

" If your stomach is bigger than your ass, stay the hell out of this outfit "

[ramos 2]

i think the new law is that large women must be scatily clad...we can thank the oxygen channel for that

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I don't think she was really scantily clad . But then again she was big enough to make a moo moo look like a mini skirt. So she could have been

[ramos 2]

and they always have the skinny friend

[Worlddre 1]

well im off to breakfast and then to the bank bbl