Welcome to the IHoP

[topgun 262]

So....

The TC3000 decided to make its way into my living room, along with my md2d and a battery.

I came back and saw that it had put in terminator 2 and was playing.

My house rattles

Send it my way, I've got a real amp to feed it with in the home.

[Godsmack 361]

Time to go out and do the evening feeding of the pigs...

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Whats the bet??

J

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wtf mate?

No, I actually had to go and feed pigs. I live on a farm, 3,000+ acres and ~3,500 hogs.

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Hog

[topgun 262]

Never heard that before... funny stuff.

Got stories??

[Chevy350TPI 12]

That's it ... I'm starting to dig a basement entrance tomorrow. Don't give a shit if I have to do it by hand, it'll fucking get done.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

Two jackasses in the gym today thinking they were they shit.

Wearing sandals.

1. Sign on the door says "no open toed footwear" ...

2. Common sense.

3. Common sense.

4. You're not tough.

5. Common sense.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

And skinny kids going to the gym who do nothing but take up space and do just bicep curls drive me insane.

Almost as insane as people who don't ask for a spot when they damn well know themselves that they need it.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

Neighbor took the fence down between our yards.

Jackass contractor #1 quit, there's two weeks. Jackass contractor #2 still hasn't showed up ... been a month and a half with no fence, we both have animals ... just get the goddamn thing done already.

[vladd 26]

its late steve

[Chevy350TPI 12]

I had some stupid motherfucker ride my ass ... we're talking two or three feet ... big ass lifted F250 vs crotch rocket, yeah, awesome.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

Yeah, it is late.

I'm super pissed off and venting.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

That's another thing.

I need more sleep ... 8-10 hours, get 6 on a good night, most nights less. Absolutely ridiculous.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

Broke another goddamn blade in the jigsaw today.

Piece of shit.

[vladd 26]

sounds like you're upset

[Chevy350TPI 12]

I'm standing in my driveway talking to a friend and this old shit in some SUV drives by and must have taken at least 30 seconds to pass my driveway (25 feet wide at the road, stupid city bylaws). Creep much?

[Chevy350TPI 12]

Then I get this lady that knocks on my door today.

"Hi, is so-and-so here?"

Sorry, you must have the wrong address ... no one here by that name.

"Are you sure? I think that's their car out there."

That's my car.

"Are you sure they aren't inside? I swear they live here."

I'm the only one home. You're welcome to come inside and take a look, but right now I'm in the middle of cleaning my handgun collection.

"I'll stop by later and see if they're home then."

I'll still be cleaning my guns when you stop by later, and I assure you, they still won't be here.

Ten minutes later ...

"Hi, did a middle aged lady come to your door?"

Oh shit, let me guess, escaped patient?

"How did you know?"

"Nevermind"

[Chevy350TPI 12]

And gas prices ... holy hell ... I don't get it.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

I need a major trip to LA ... really scope out some homes/property and talk to those whom have offered positions.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

And now I get pissed off because I'm pissed off.

Been really nice the past couple days ... let shit slide, calm myself down, keep the blood pressure low ... then BAM - get pissed off, everything goes to shit, and I get pissed off at myself for letting myself get angry.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

I will break the fingers off of the next punk who drives by my house doing double the speed limit with their stereo cranked and body panels rattling.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

I like to take my stress out in the gym, but lately I just get pissed off at that because there are so many frickin' tools in the weight room. Normally I walk in, see the weights and that's all ... do what I need to do and get out.

But shit ... there are so many stupid people out there it's ridiculous.

Punk ass kids too. Yeah you're real cute picking up the 80lb dumbbells and smirking at everyone while you struggle to put up four reps with good form. Grab the 120's and do a proper six reps, then smirk.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

Stupid IROC isn't fast enough. It's quick enough to scare me sometimes, but I need to do something about it. And holy christ ... traction is such an issue.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

I hate my stupid cell phone - don't even know why I have one. I spend most of my day looking at the caller ID and seeing the two or three people that call it once in a blue moon and wind up ignoring the call anyway.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

That, and it's just a piece of shit anyway. Tough bastard though, I've "dropped" it a bunch and it still works.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

I really should be in bed. Should have been in bed three hours ago.

[Chevy350TPI 12]

Nope ... just to pissed off to sleep anyway.

I'll go and lay down and become more angry because I can't sleep.