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lol.

Charge them an arseho tax.

[ramos 2]

lol.

Charge them an arseho tax.

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Nah, be really mean. Just teach them wrong words . Tell them the proper english greeting for a man to a woman is " What up, you dirty C@@@"

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Tell them to address all caucasians as "red neck crackers"

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And so on , you get the idea

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Tell them restaurants refer to chicken as cock

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AS in cock a doodle doo

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Would love to see the look on the persons face running the drive thru at kfc when someone ordered a bucket of extra crispy cock

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Teaching the wrong words is pretty funny.

A quiet Indian woman politely asking for the spicy cock combo at a restaurant.

ahh.

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time to get outta here and find another job.

stupid adecco female doges astound me.

uhggghh.

Bye Ramos

[ramos 2]

That's right, unsuspected non violent paybacks are the best

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Cul8er

[///M5 2,833]

lol.

Charge them an arseho tax.

Nah, be really mean. Just teach them wrong words . Tell them the proper english greeting for a man to a woman is " What up, you dirty C@@@"

We did that to a French foreign exchange student that we had, actually it was my buyer who did it, but nonetheless it was great. We are in Detroit Lakes, town of 4000 that booms to 300,000 people between 18-25 over the fourth of July. The guy who always bought me booze, thought it would be fun to teach Sylvan how to pick up women. He gave him a couple decent lines and sent him off, after a little success he taught him a new one. "Take your panties down female dog!"

It was hilarious to watch when he went and used it, even though he didn't even get slapped.

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my clothes aren't dry

I cannot get out of this house for some reason today.

I remember what they taught the Swede on that teenie Can't Harldy Wait

The two lines they taught him and he said throughout the movie:

"I am a sex machine"

"Would you like to touch my penis"

[///M5 2,833]

/\ just noticed the editor got me on the female dog

[///M5 2,833]

I'm a sex machine

[///M5 2,833]

Actually by name it would be Love Machine.

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yeah the editing sucks.

This other forum I'm on does schemes for editing..like poets or war ship names.

Frost you ///M5, you frosting motherfroster!

[///M5 2,833]

I finally realized why Jim went by JackFrost before, the editor.

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Actually by name it would be Love Machine.

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That's why Ms. M5 never makes you get off the forum and you do whatever you want. The satisfied lady is much more forgiving.

[///M5 2,833]

It is simpler to satisfy then to deal with an unsatisfied lady.

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It takes someone like 10 minutes to tongue their woman for 24 hours of happiness. I'm no math genius but it appears to be a good deal to me.

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And if you are trying to sell them on something, it is SO much easier afterwards when they have that glow.

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okay like 20 to do it right but still.

you can't argue with the math.

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Well the longer you take the longer you can pull one over for afterwards, but in a push 3 minutes can do.