Welcome to the IHoP

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Kinsey's surveys on sex found that 75% of men lasted less than five minutes, with many lasting less than two.

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Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin.

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To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.

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According to the Kinsey Institute, half of the men raised on farms have had a sexual encounter with an animal.

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To get bloodstains out of clothes apply hair shampoo and soak the garments in cold water for five minutes before sticking them in the wash. This lifts out the stains quite nicely.

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Falling coconuts kill ten times more people per year than sharks do.

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Falling coconuts kill ten times more people per year than sharks do.

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My granddaddy owns a coconut farm in the motherland.

It's entertaining.

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Falling coconuts kill ten times more people per year than sharks do.

My granddaddy owns a coconut farm in the motherland.

It's entertaining.

badass

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I've only met my grandparents on my dad's side once. I really wish I could go back but 22 hours on a plane each way and thousands of dollars is kind of getting in the way.

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It hurts to keep my eyes open. Peace out side.

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later homie D

[Chevy350TPI 12]

Definitely time for bed.

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why must everyone go to bed so early

I always stuck here....waiting

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What happened to the night crew !?!?!?

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Prob school and crap

maybe summer will bring more night owls

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Supposedly 94 deg today, just a wee bit hot for me

and on the coast, like 75...i hate you dennis !

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Went to baller mart, had some o.k leopard,tiger and cheeta fabric.

It was $6.75 a yard so i passed since it wasnt what i exactly wanted.

Maybe dennis still has some tweed left over

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Well now , managed to work a day and a half this week

[mrray13 30]

i gotta work today..lol..

and this weekend...

the list goes like this...

mow

replace both outside faucets

install lift kit (same as mine) on b.i.l's silverado

get in as much riding as possible...

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[mrray13 30]

oh yeah..

work dogs on spring pole

start on silverado install...maybe..

start on b.i.l's mustang install....maybe

start on b.i.l's camaro install..maybe...

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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and a T.O.P. for me

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Sounds like fun, looks like I'm gonna have to move back in with the folks. To help mom take care of dad.

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Doctors say they don't believe he will regain movement of his limbs

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The least expensive prostitutes in the world are the Petrapole people, who live on the border of Bangladesh. They charge as little as 10 rupees, which is the equivalent of $0.28.

I have a bro-in-law from Bangladesh, but both him and his wife are completely insane.