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I'm probably one of the only people in the world that didn't find Anchorman all that funny...

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What are you doing?

I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story.

I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history.

Big deal! I am very professional!

Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job.

Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.

I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman!

You are not a man. You are a big fat joke!

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir!

You are a smelly pirate hooker!

You look like a blueberry!

Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?

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What are you doing?

I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story.

I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history.

Big deal! I am very professional!

Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job.

Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.

I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman!

You are not a man. You are a big fat joke!

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir!

You are a smelly pirate hooker!

You look like a blueberry!

Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?

Well, you have bad hair.

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What are you doing?

I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story.

I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history.

Big deal! I am very professional!

Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job.

Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.

I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman!

You are not a man. You are a big fat joke!

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir!

You are a smelly pirate hooker!

You look like a blueberry!

Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?

Well, you have bad hair.

What did you say?

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What are you doing?

I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story.

I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history.

Big deal! I am very professional!

Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job.

Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.

I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman!

You are not a man. You are a big fat joke!

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir!

You are a smelly pirate hooker!

You look like a blueberry!

Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?

Well, you have bad hair.

What did you say?

I said...your hair...looks stupid!

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I'm probably one of the only people in the world that didn't find Anchorman all that funny...

Wait, Jim, please tell me this is some kind of sick tasteless joke.

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We have a saying in my country - the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

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Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?

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Why'd you say that Ron? Why? You're my hero. And you say something dirty. Like poop. Poop mouth. I hate you Ron Burgundy, I hate you!

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Why'd you say that Ron? Why? You're my hero. And you say something dirty. Like poop. Poop mouth. I hate you Ron Burgundy, I hate you!

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Why'd you say that Ron? Why? You're my hero. And you say something dirty. Like poop. Poop mouth. I hate you Ron Burgundy, I hate you!

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Why'd you say that Ron? Why? You're my hero. And you say something dirty. Like poop. Poop mouth. I hate you Ron Burgundy, I hate you!

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I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

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I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

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I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

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I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

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