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What are you doing?

I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story.

I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history.

Big deal! I am very professional!

Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job.

Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.

I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman!

You are not a man. You are a big fat joke!

I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir!

You are a smelly pirate hooker!

You look like a blueberry!

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