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[JimJ 11]

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[JimJ 11]

another post

[JimJ 11]

yet another

[Chevy350TPI 12]

IROC > Cobalt SS

IROC > 4 door Neon (WTF?)

[///M5 2,833]

the redneck ho is planning a seculded place to meet her other guy.

i wanna call her house and tell hubby.

You can give me the number and I'll do it for you.

[///M5 2,833]

just make sure you pack like 400 extra feet of line and you can sit on the back deck fishing the whole time

well that is untill they kick you off.

Also beer (all alcohol for that matter) is cheaper in the carribean and duty free, trust me, fishing is the last thing on your mind. lmao.

You are no longer trustworthy with that statement.

[///M5 2,833]

I guess his parents are into chess

Chit, I thought he was "Nick the newguy" didn't realize that Rook was his name.

[///M5 2,833]

Takes a lot to get me riled, but that is one thing that will do it quickly. And every time I see it

I won't stand for it either, done the same myself but in the end instead of going to jail I ended up with a girlfriend.

[///M5 2,833]

Or was it the sack pipes

I thought he was the guy who could play 5 skin flutes at once.

[Penny 0]

omg tonight goes into history books.

a girl attacked me

i was kissed.

a girl kissed me.

ah.

[Penny 0]

she was wild and cleavagy.

i want to have her babeies

[Penny 0]

lesbian top

[Penny 0]

[Eldorado 0]

oh wait, the yeti isnt here

[///M5 2,833]

Chit lots to read, trying to catch up again.

[Eldorado 0]

Its like the good ole days

10+ pages worth of reading

[Eldorado 0]

she was wild and cleavagy.

i want to have her babeies

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babies ftl

[///M5 2,833]

More like 30+ or 50.

[///M5 2,833]

Me either , just sitting here minding my own business. Waiting on chit to cure

I don't know WTF I'm doing.

Got home from the gym, should be in the shower now and eating, but meh. Got distracted.

Shower & eating at the same time?

Now that's a new one

Not nearly as nice as having a smoke and a beer in the shower .

[///M5 2,833]

Me either , just sitting here minding my own business. Waiting on chit to cure

I don't know WTF I'm doing.

Got home from the gym, should be in the shower now and eating, but meh. Got distracted.

Shower & eating at the same time?

Now that's a new one

I have a friend who is so scared of the water, he can actually shower and smoke a cigarette at the same time. While washing his hair, and never get the cig wet

No problem for me either, but I am not scared of the water. I was a lifeguard during the summer when I was 16.

[Eldorado 0]

My freezer still smells like burnt VC

[///M5 2,833]

Calc test tonite, then I'm done. 

Then its time to indulge in some alcohol...

I'm taking a poll, on what to drink.  I don't think I'm gonna get totally smashed, just a pretty good buzz.

Ideas?

Rum & coke...preferably Capt M.

Alright someday you guys need booze lessons. Capt M = teh crap. Almost every other spiced rum is better. All that CM is good for is giving you the chits. If you like it you will really like any of the Flora de Cana's, the Barbancourt, and even the cheapo Mt. Gay is better.

[vladd 26]

a chick totally gave me sex eyes tonight, i could have hit that chit like CRAZY even penny noticed, and what does penny, my bisexual girlfriend do??? turns girlfriend/jealoud before bisexual/horny and we go home alone again

damn she had AWESOME tits, seriously.

fudge a threesome gone cause she's jealous

[///M5 2,833]

I'm a noob at mixing drinks....  7-11 and the Capt, now parrot bay or spiced rum?

Parrot bay is bad too.

[///M5 2,833]

i love original 7 up. nobody else does unless it has boozies in it.

tell us the drunk story.

matt sounds good, confirm w/ Ale?

7up is a much, much better mixer than Sprite or the new Mist crap.