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Ever ridden a nitrous injected jet ski ? It's fun right up till you push that little button. Then the only thought crossing your mind is this is gonna hurt........  :)

I've ridden a normal one, and that was scary enough for me...at least at the helm of a boat, I know if anyone hits me I have a good chance of (swimming) away...

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Hot dental assistant.

Wow.

Ridiculous.

I need to go to more appointments more often.

Yeah, no pics.

Even hot dental assistants aren't enough to make me look forward to going.

It's always like, yeah, this won't hurt at all - and it really doesn't, but you have enough tools in your mouth to rebuild an engine. And tries to start a conversation with you. It's like...errrrrr, ummmm, aaaahhh, uuggggghhh...

And he always takes this sharp, pointy hook thingy afterwards and starts pushing in...deep. Then asks if it hurts. Yes, it does, you twat.

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Then asks if it hurts. Yes, it does, you twat.

:lol:

Ain't that the truth.

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Check up, xrays, cleaning, full works ... $14 ... I love my dental plan :D

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From your description it sounds like it would have been worth $14 just to hang out with the assistant for an hour.

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Oh hell yeah.

She was great, and gentle on my teeth. Can't complain.

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Been listening to good music all day so I can push the crap I was exposed to last night out of my head.

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Ever ridden a nitrous injected jet ski ? It's fun right up till you push that little button. Then the only thought crossing your mind is this is gonna hurt........  :)

i rode one once, loved it, it was on a rather large river, the top speed wasn't really enough to scare me though, should have been faster.

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i think its 17hz ava pron time

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i'm calling you.

can you PM me dave's # so I can call heather?

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actually you probably can't even hear me....but I bet people on Giles St can hear you

:slayer:

Edited by Penny

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and on a side note, i want to kick my physics professor in the balls

she cant even do simple addition

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and on a side note, i want to kick my physics professor in the balls

she cant even do simple addition

hmmm might loose your foot. did your parents ever talk to you about the birds and bees? not everybody has cock and balls

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and on a side note, i want to kick my physics professor in the balls

she cant even do simple addition

hmmm might loose your foot. did your parents ever talk to you about the birds and bees? not everybody has cock and balls

it wouldnt surprise me if she had a cock and balls, she sure as hell doesnt think with her brain

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and on a side note, i want to kick my physics professor in the balls

she cant even do simple addition

hmmm might loose your foot. did your parents ever talk to you about the birds and bees? not everybody has cock and balls

it wouldnt surprise me if she had a cock and balls, she sure as hell doesnt think with her brain

i suppose i shouldn't ask if she is hot?

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and on a side note, i want to kick my physics professor in the balls

she cant even do simple addition

hmmm might loose your foot. did your parents ever talk to you about the birds and bees? not everybody has cock and balls

it wouldnt surprise me if she had a cock and balls, she sure as hell doesnt think with her brain

i suppose i shouldn't ask if she is hot?

oh no, like 45+ years old, way fugly

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and on a side note, i want to kick my physics professor in the balls

she cant even do simple addition

hmmm might loose your foot. did your parents ever talk to you about the birds and bees? not everybody has cock and balls

it wouldnt surprise me if she had a cock and balls, she sure as hell doesnt think with her brain

i suppose i shouldn't ask if she is hot?

oh no, like 45+ years old, way fugly

i like older women but not 45. 30-35. especially ones that been divorced by husbands for a young 20 year old slut. that's when they are vulnerable and will lower themselves to sex when they are approached by someone in there early 20's

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icetee--wow.

A pucker that looked just like chad hicks just walked by. even with a tiny pretty gf, just like kimberly.

wow.

creepy chit.

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