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[IamDeMan 0]

I hope my amp shows up today.

Who am I kidding ... 4-10 day shipping means 10 days, even if it's just from California.  I swear, it gets up here and passes customs in a couple of days, and sits at the post office until the 10th day just to piss me off.

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They are just looking out for you and running additional tests to it beofre handing it over

[Penny 0]

M5 can you fit a 6'1 girl in any of your luggage in July?

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"Are we checking bags today, sir?"

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[Penny 0]

Jim do you have any professors from Finance or anything in your major?

[JimJ 11]

Jim do you have any professors from Finance or anything in your major?

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Not really, because I'm not taking accounting this semester...

I need to find out whether or not the hell-bitch that taught Intro to Financial Acct'ing is doing it again next semester...because I'll take it somewhere else where I can get transfer credit

Not sure what you were asking, though...

[JimJ 11]

BTW, are you @ work?

If so, I was about to run out and get lunch, and if I can bother you while I'm out, that's always a plus.

[Penny 0]

Just being nosy since I'm meeting all these professor people. If you tell me who you're wondering about and the course # I can prob. look it up.

[dennisp 0]

good morning. ok not really. it's only tuesday.

[Penny 0]

Jim I'm in Pamplin, unvisitable.

I am at the mall tonight.

no more work after that, only harassing Matt and playing Cake Mania

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dennis

[Chevy350TPI 12]

Ugh, dentist appt. this morning.

Routine cleaning, and then the jackass is going to tell me that I need my wisdom teeth pulled. Yeah, I know ... you've been telling me that for ten years. If they don't hurt I'm not getting them pulled - it's that simple.

And then back to the doctor on Thursday so he can look at my xrays and try to feed me a line of bullshit. Going to be funny when I run through the xrays for him, and then he'll start giving me the truth. Can't wait to tell him that the gel he prescribed me doesn't work.

Not going to complain though. A morning appointment = a full day off from work

[ANeonRider 3]

I'm so jealous.  I have such a boner for Russia.  Whenever you can I really would like a story time.

and pics!

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You get boners? EWWWWW.

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dennis

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:icon_punani:

[dennisp 0]

I'm so jealous.  I have such a boner for Russia.  Whenever you can I really would like a story time.

and pics!

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You get boners? EWWWWW.

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speak for yourself

[Penny 0]

lol. you guys are such lovable tards.

[Penny 0]

ok time for a lunch break after all this hard work posting dumb chit on the ihop. poof

Edited April 25, 2006 by Penny

[Eldorado 0]

lunch break ?

I just woke up

[IamDeMan 0]

I just got done with my damn lunch break.

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Allright, Sean story #1:

Roughly translate the Russian prophecy states that if you drink champagne and vodka together chit will hit the fan.

I am with a group staying in a dormatory at the University of Moscow. Our first night we decide to go to the discoteka and whoop it up. To celebrate our first night in Moscow we decide that champagne is in order--you have to realize that while I was there a bottle of what would be $100 champagne here was about $5 american dollars, as a perspective I could buy 3-5 liters of Stoli for an american dollar bill. Yep, I was there when their whole market crashed. Needless to say when the booze is nearly free, we went off like flies on chit. After closing down the bars (5am) we went back to the dorm to continue our drinking rampage, I happened to have a couple russian women with me--funny phenomena happened with the crash of the market if there was a russian woman nearby and you had an american accent she would love her boyfriend/husband with the hope of getting pregnant which of course gets you out of the country. Things got a bit interesting when we got back, and after putting down another liter between us my friend disappeared. Needless to say, he was puking outside in the hallway. In an effort to not get in trouble for puking right in the middle of the hallway he proceeded to start cleaning up. At this point he grabbed me and we went into the hallway looking for a water source. The most available was a firehose. In Russia, the maintenance on general things is not quite to the standards that we have here, so needless to say we unwound the firehose and proceeded to "clean" the hallway. After turning on the hose, we sprayed down the puke. Then of course we tried to shut off the hose, but the valve didn't work right or we were really retarded. I am not sure which it was, as I don't remember any of this first hand anyways. By the time we managed to get the water off there was more than an 1" of standing water throughout the whole hallway. Of course, with no way of dealing with this we just went to bed. The next morning the russian police were questioning everyone on our floor, luckily neither of us had any memory of what had happened and convinced them we were not to blame. Another bit of luck was one of the rooms that had been vacated had at least 20 empty liters of booze in it, so they determined they were to blame. Of course, a girl in our group had taken the time to shoot a couple of pictures: myself at the hose trying to fiddle with the valves and my buddy swinging the hose around his head after we had shut it off. In this case the prophecy seems true to me, chit definetely hit the fan.

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That's great

[JimJ 11]

in soviet russia, vodka drinks you

[Penny 0]

very nice M5. How good is your Russian

[Penny 0]

in soviet russia, vodka drinks you

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In Soviet Russia, road forks you!!!

[dennisp 0]

a fire hose lawl

[Devillain 0]

thats a crazy story. what happened with the girls? I have a one track mind .

Radio, I saw an advertisement for that movie on FX it was about a mentally challenged black guy helping out a racist football team back in the day.

[JimJ 11]

I caught a little of that movie...about five minutes of it.

Cuba Gooding Jr. was far better in 'Men of Honor'...