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so yesterday, i got a call from a guy i know, telling me that he had a guy that was gonna blow my doors off my car....

so i said ok.

so today i text him and ask if were still on..... he met me at the limo shop.. and i started talkin to the guy

my questions to him BEFORE

1. so your sponsored by kicker?

A. yup.

ok lets start,

he opens his back hatch... rolls all his windowns down... folds his back seats down...

then ask me to see mine.... i pop my truck and he says.. .oh shit.

so he says who was to go first....... i dont give a shit.. so i turn it. i did not pick a song.. i just turned it up.

so then we went.... he asked his friend "what track was it!" i tell him awww yall even picked a song alright alright..

he played his... it had some drive to it.. but NO NO LOWS

so i tell him let me play the same cd in my car!

i take his cd.. put it on the same track... and let it play.... air was pumping shit was flexin.. then the limo line rings...

its the lady accross the street behind the shop. she said her pictures on the walls are shakin and stuff is ratteling.

so i ask the lady HOLD ON HOLD ON>.. let me play it two more times and let me ask you witch is louder. she agrees with some ass kissing.

so we play his truck........

then we play my car... ... she said mine was much louder AND THEN>> A GLASS FELL OFF HER SELF AND BUSTED>

so i went over and gave her 20 bucks and a hug...

i ate that fools lunch.

so i aksed him a few questions afterwerd.

1. what are you tuned to?

A. umm what do you mean... " i explain" he sais ohhh umm i think 60...

2. he asked me if i do shows... i told him no.. he told me how many shows he does... SO I ASKED HIM HOW MANY DBS IS THIS TRUCK?

A. he says whats do you mean? "gain i explain" he says i donno.

3. so your sponsored?

A. well i bought the truck like this.. and the lady i bought it from works at kicker,. and when i blow a sub or an amp thay send me a new one free.........

WHAT A JERK OFF.

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sundown FTW

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hahaha!, very nice, people think just because have a big company logo that theres is the best, they just have no idea =-)

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haha, at least you gave the lady $20. what a nice fella.

nice KICKER :bull: license plate

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yeah well i felt bad..when i show off i do it in area thats away from homes.... but the guy was already at the limo shop... and its all shops around the place... sept for 4 home... no cars were at any of the houses... and it was daytime!...

but i broke someone elses shit with my toys...

nice guy or an asshole....

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That setup of his looks like an antique from the latte 90's. He needs to get rid off all of it, and get a real setup.

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  bigbruno said:
That setup of his looks like an antique from the latte 90's. He needs to get rid off all of it, and get a real setup.

Antique, late '90s...:lol:

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  JimJ said:
  bigbruno said:
That setup of his looks like an antique from the latte 90's. He needs to get rid off all of it, and get a real setup.

Antique, late '90s...:lol:

If that's antique, are your t00bz from the stone age Jim?

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  bigjon said:
so yesterday, i got a call from a guy i know, telling me that he had a guy that was gonna blow my doors off my car....

so i said ok.

so today i text him and ask if were still on..... he met me at the limo shop.. and i started talkin to the guy

my questions to him BEFORE

1. so your sponsored by kicker?

A. yup.

ok lets start,

he opens his back hatch... rolls all his windowns down... folds his back seats down...

then ask me to see mine.... i pop my truck and he says.. .oh chit.

so he says who was to go first....... i dont give a chit.. so i turn it. i did not pick a song.. i just turned it up.

so then we went.... he asked his friend "what track was it!" i tell him awww yall even picked a song alright alright..

he played his... it had some drive to it.. but NO NO LOWS

so i tell him let me play the same cd in my car!

i take his cd.. put it on the same track... and let it play.... air was pumping chit was flexin.. then the limo line rings...

its the lady accross the street behind the shop. she said her pictures on the walls are shakin and stuff is ratteling.

so i ask the lady HOLD ON HOLD ON>.. let me play it two more times and let me ask you witch is louder. she agrees with some ass kissing.

so we play his truck........

then we play my car... ... she said mine was much louder AND THEN>> A GLASS FELL OFF HER SELF AND BUSTED>

so i went over and gave her 20 bucks and a hug...

i ate that fools lunch.

so i aksed him a few questions afterwerd.

1. what are you tuned to?

A. umm what do you mean... " i explain" he sais ohhh umm i think 60...

2. he asked me if i do shows... i told him no.. he told me how many shows he does... SO I ASKED HIM HOW MANY DBS IS THIS TRUCK?

A. he says whats do you mean? "gain i explain" he says i donno.

3. so your sponsored?

A. well i bought the truck like this.. and the lady i bought it from works at kicker,. and when i blow a sub or an amp thay send me a new one free.........

WHAT A JERK OFF.

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thats not me in the picture

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sundown FTW

Sounds about right

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you know what i dont have any new pics yet.. but i did take some vids.....

well not today but i took some vids yesterday!

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same vids that are in my topic by the way for those that have already seen.

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  Earthman said:
Proving people wrong is fun :fing34:

Especially when I am right and that's 99.9999% of the time ,no wait maybe that 's my wife and I am .0001%, of the time .damn you women I can't even win when I am on the manputor

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The truck is shiny :)

Normally in those situations, I just help the guy and then "recommend" some better stuff ;)

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lol, well it looks loud, lol

and usually suv's bang harder than cars, especially town cars, lol

my old setup 2 sexxx12's and 1200w's didn't do squat in the tc, in my old car though i could barely sit in there.

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well i invite you to come on down and listen to my towncar!.

and if you can get him to come then great we will do it again.. at another location!

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so bubba calls me first thing this morning....

<bubba> hey man are you awake

>me< its 8am no.

<bubba> o man hey how much did you spend on all your stuff

>me> why do you want some sundown

>bubba> i think so how much did you pay

<me> well i cant tell you what i pay but i can tell you MSRP... and i can also tell you how much used stuff is going for

>bubba> alright

>me> msrp on the big amp is 1100 or so and the subs msrp is 599 each.

>bubba> oh yeah..

>me> but dont worry like i said used and refubs are around... so if you wanna see what sundown can do for you let me know.

<bubba> ok thanks im leaning that way..... its just hard to think about paying that much for a company I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF.

<me> i invitre you to ssa. where peole can lay your worries to bed.

>bubba> i dont have a computer.

<bubba> last night on the way home i could not stop thinking about how deep your subs were going... and when i leaned in to hear it inside i felt air rushing from your car.... my suv does not feel like that.

<me> maybe your truck was built for just hammering out a few good tones... like for numbers only... i donno. ask the lady you bought it from.

>bubba> what do you mean.

>me> CALL ME LATER AND WE WILL TALK MORE>

shit im sorry that was so long.. but thats how it went down......... this is gonna ne sweet if i can get someone else to play bass with!

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hey bigjon next time I am back in the states visiting home(san antonio) i might have to look you up for a little demo, that chit looks like it is really bangin! glad you payed off that nice lady not to say anything...that would have been a nasty lawsuit, for a picture frame....j/P

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  mytyeerinpie said:
hey bigjon next time I am back in the states visiting home(san antonio) i might have to look you up for a little demo, that chit looks like it is really bangin! glad you payed off that nice lady not to say anything...that would have been a nasty lawsuit, for a picture frame....j/P

sure thing come on up... im just down the street from you, im in san marcos.

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<me> i invitre you to ssa. where peole can lay your worries to bed.

Oh God no.

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  JimJ said:
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<me> i invitre you to ssa. where peole can lay your worries to bed.

Oh God no.

lol i know.. but we must stop this mainstream madness!

it was weird man.. i think hes from mexico but his name is bubba.

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Ignorance is ignorance no matter what kind of equipment is involved :)

He needs to learn the fundamentals, and that could happen with the current equipment :) I'm not surprised he doesn't know much, he bought it turn-key. But since you didn't mention any kind of SPL numbers, hard to quantify anything at this point...

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  RIckRolled said:
Ignorance is ignorance no matter what kind of equipment is involved :)

He needs to learn the fundamentals, and that could happen with the current equipment :) I'm not surprised he doesn't know much, he bought it turn-key. But since you didn't mention any kind of SPL numbers, hard to quantify anything at this point...

yeah but there is a big difference between stupity and ignorance.(well not so big really) stupid can't be fixed, but ignorance can be remedied

with the gain of knowledge, thats all Bubba needs. Some learnin..:)fing05.gif

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  JimJ said:
Ignorance is ignorance no matter what kind of equipment is involved :)

He needs to learn the fundamentals, and that could happen with the current equipment :) I'm not surprised he doesn't know much, he bought it turn-key. But since you didn't mention any kind of SPL numbers, hard to quantify anything at this point...

like i said he has no idea what DB's even were!....

i wish i would have filmed it... it was so funny got into his truck.. selected a track.. then turned his h/u bass +12 or somthing then rolled the volume up those subs were clipping like barber, his lights on his EQ just dimmed right away..... no H/o alt.. no second cell... but he did have 1 cap that worked and one cap that did not.

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  mytyeerinpie said:
  RIckRolled said:
Ignorance is ignorance no matter what kind of equipment is involved :)

He needs to learn the fundamentals, and that could happen with the current equipment :) I'm not surprised he doesn't know much, he bought it turn-key. But since you didn't mention any kind of SPL numbers, hard to quantify anything at this point...

yeah but there is a big difference between stupity and ignorance.(well not so big really) stupid can't be fixed, but ignorance can be remedied

with the gain of knowledge, thats all Bubba needs. Some learnin..:)fing05.gif

i think its the other way around

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