women are evil

[mrray13 30]

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured

alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She

seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.

As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?"

she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running

her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger

across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth

and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room!"

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[djjdnap 78]

most people dont wash thier dam hands anyway. I dont see what the big deal is.

[mrray13 30]

most people dont wash thier dam hands anyway. I dont see what the big deal is.

hmmmm..this musta happened to u?

nut ur right....and i still think the joke is funny..

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Tirefryr 1,742]

Urine is steril.

I hope he's a fan of Tootsie Rolls! :4123357f3da0f6e125a54:

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most people dont wash thier dam hands anyway. I dont see what the big deal is.

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