Turning 21!

[dave_Edwards 1]

follow MY steps of going out......

1---take a few shots with the guys at the house

2---go to bar

3---order doubles

4---keep ordering

5---start eye balling everyone

6---slam dance a few slow ballads

7---insult as many people as you can

8---pick a fight with a bald headed female bartender

9---smoke a few cigars

10---close tab

11---go to an all night diner

12---try not to puke in your cheese fries

13---get a ride home

14---pass out

15---wake up and get the KFC buffet!!

that is my way of going out, a few times you could throw the following in

---headbutt your friend in the face

---pass out on a car at a stop light

---drag your friend carrying you onto the pavement

---piss on a city building

---slam the taxi drivers head into the back of the seperating cage

---punch a horse

---tell a cop "you can't touch this"

---get thrown in jail

---bust a bottle over your own head

---get on the dance floor and freak the fattest chick you can find

hope you have a good one...

man this post takes me back...."oh the memories....or the lack of them"

[cjosisek90 0]

My 21st birthday wont be any different than any other friday night....except add the bar

[audio-neon 34]

lol the body shots thing is a good idea.... buuuuuuuuuut like they said 21 shots of anything and i would probably be either

a)in the hospital

b)laying in the street passed out right next to a hooker

c)be praying to the porceline god alllllllllllll night

I did 21 body shots of jack... but i don't get drunk easily.

That coconut parrot bay is only like 10.5 proof. It's weak shit. That's why I suggested it.

[lilblacky 0]

hahahahahahahahahaha i just may have to print up daves post! Only thing its missing is some streaking.... oooooo i go to the bar... find all the drunk people... and see how many i can get to go streaking with me!

[y_d0c 0]

^^what he tried to say was, 21 shots of jack over a period of 21 hours....

[lilblacky 0]

lol the body shots thing is a good idea.... buuuuuuuuuut like they said 21 shots of anything and i would probably be either

a)in the hospital

b)laying in the street passed out right next to a hooker

c)be praying to the porceline god alllllllllllll night

I did 21 body shots of jack... but i don't get drunk easily.

That coconut parrot bay is only like 10.5 proof. It's weak chit. That's why I suggested it.

lol i guess the amount of alcohol you get also depends on how large of a belly the girls haha

[audio-neon 34]

lol the body shots thing is a good idea.... buuuuuuuuuut like they said 21 shots of anything and i would probably be either

a)in the hospital

b)laying in the street passed out right next to a hooker

c)be praying to the porceline god alllllllllllll night

I did 21 body shots of jack... but i don't get drunk easily.

That coconut parrot bay is only like 10.5 proof. It's weak chit. That's why I suggested it.

lol i guess the amount of alcohol you get also depends on how large of a belly the girls haha

true that. I was on the phone a month before my 21st birthday asking some of my chick-friends from highschool. It's a great way to re-unite with some old friends and every girl loves a guy licking their stomach, even if its for alcohol.

[audio-neon 34]

^^what he tried to say was, 21 shots of jack over a period of 21 hours....

um... maybe like 3 hours. I won't lie I was definitely wobbly by the time I was done, but my car was locked inside of a building 30 miles away and I had 30 or so friends to get me home. I did have a nurse there to make sure I didn't die.

[lilblacky 0]

lol dont think i have any nurse friends.... hmmm but you are right would be a great way to re-unite with some friends

[dave_Edwards 1]

........you ain't cool unless you have puked stomach acid

[lilblacky 0]

........you ain't cool unless you have puked stomach acid

lol guess im cool then =P damn new years... first time every really drinkin and I had a whole bottle of bacardi gold. i was good until i started carrying the bottle around with me taking swigs from it like a coke bottle

[Godsmack 361]

........you ain't cool unless you have puked stomach acid

GUILTY

And Dae.............ur list sounds alot like how i used to be..............especially when i was back in ny with my boy jeff

[dave_Edwards 1]

That is my list from my military days in ND and Canada

[y_d0c 0]

^^what he tried to say was, 21 shots of jack over a period of 21 hours....

um... maybe like 3 hours. I won't lie I was definitely wobbly by the time I was done, but my car was locked inside of a building 30 miles away and I had 30 or so friends to get me home. I did have a nurse there to make sure I didn't die.

just giving you chit bro...

That is my list from my military days in ND and Canada

mine are just beginning

[y_d0c 0]

^^fudge....all the AETC bases are in pucking texas and you know whats in texas???

SOUTH MOTHERpucking PADRE

btw i wish i could say pucking.

[dave_Edwards 1]

If you are ever at Sheppard AFB you gotta hit up Graham's bar....it's the shit

[y_d0c 0]

Nellis is pretty dope also....

[Godsmack 361]

We got AF bases here too. one in Tucson, and another in Pheonix..............my boy's brother is AF and stationed in pheonix, don't hurt that his dad lives there too

[y_d0c 0]

^^my squad leader is retiring when we get the fuk outa here and headed down there to his newly built home....guess its pretty nice down that way..

[lilblacky 0]

godsmack where you at in az?

[Godsmack 361]

godsmack where you at in az?

South of Tucson tiny town called Sierra Vista..............u should drop some of that b-day money on 4 iCON's and a box LOL

[y_d0c 0]

WRONG pucking THREAD.....DAMNIT ALL

Edited June 29, 2008 by y_d0c

[lilblacky 0]

godsmack where you at in az?

South of Tucson tiny town called Sierra Vista..............u should drop some of that b-day money on 4 iCON's and a box LOL

lol sorry bro if i didnt already buy all the chit for my 15 fi bls i would haha and besides you are like 2 hours away from me... toooooooooooooooooooo faaaaaaaaaar hahaha Im in Peoria =)

[ramos 2]

lol the body shots thing is a good idea.... buuuuuuuuuut like they said 21 shots of anything and i would probably be either

a)in the hospital

b)laying in the street passed out right next to a hooker

c)be praying to the porceline god alllllllllllll night

Or in my case

d) Looking for another 21 shots

We used to give people the minute of hell. 10 shots of straight up corn liquor one right after the other with no chaser. You have one minute to finish all 10. And you reaaaaallllly don't want to find out what happens if you don't finish all 10 in time

[y_d0c 0]

lol the body shots thing is a good idea.... buuuuuuuuuut like they said 21 shots of anything and i would probably be either

a)in the hospital

b)laying in the street passed out right next to a hooker

c)be praying to the porceline god alllllllllllll night

Or in my case

d) Looking for another 21 shots

We used to give people the minute of hell. 10 shots of straight up corn liquor one right after the other with no chaser. You have one minute to finish all 10. And you reaaaaallllly don't want to find out what happens if you don't finish all 10 in time

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