texas sized baby

[mrray13 30]

A Texan is drinking in a Florida bar when he gets a

call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from

ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for

everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just

produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at

25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about

about average back home, folks...like I said, my

boy's a typical Texas baby boy." Congratulations

showered him from all around, and many exclamations

of "WOW!" were heard. One woman actually fainted

to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later the Texan returns to the bar.The

bartender says, "Say, you are the father of that

typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth,

aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about how

big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you....

so how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The

bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened?

He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."

The father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes

his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the

bartender and proudly says,

"Had him circumcised".

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