the little old lady

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Defense Attorney:

> > >> What is your age?

> > >>

> > >> Little old Woman:

> > >> I am 86 years old.

> > >>

> > >> Defense Attorney:

> > >> Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

> > >>

> > >> Little old Woman:

> > >> There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm

> > >> spring

> > >>evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down

> > >>beside

> > >>me.

> > >>

> > >>

> > >> Defense Attorney:

> > >> Did you know him?

> > >>

> > >> Little old Woman:

> > >> No, but he sure was friendly.

> > >>

> > >> Defense Attorney:

> > >> What happened after he sat down?

> > >>

> > >> Little old Woman:

> > >> He started to rub my thigh.

> > >>

> > >> Defense Attorney:

> > >> Did you stop him?

> > >>

> > >> Little old Woman:

> > >> No, I didn't stop him.

> > >>

> > >> Defense Attorney:

> > >> Why not?

> > >>

> > >> Little old Woman:

> > >> It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner

> > >> passed away some 30 years ago.

> > >>

> > >> Defense Attorney:

> > >> What happened next?

> > >>

> > >> Little old Woman:

> > >> He began to rub my breasts.

> > >>

> > >>

> > >>

> > >>

> > >> Defense Attorney:

> > >> Did you stop him then?

> > >>

> > >> Little old Woman:

> > >> No, I did not stop him.

> > >>

> > >> Defense Attorney:

> > >> Why not?

> > >>

> > >> Little old Woman:

> > >> Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I

> > >> haven't felt that good in years!

> > >>

> > >> Defense Attorney:

> > >> What happened next?

> > >>

> > >> Little old Woman:

> > >> Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and said to

> > >> him..."Take

> > >>me

> > >>...young man...Take me!"

> > >>

> > >> Defense Attorney:

> > >> Did he take you?

> > >>

> > >> Little old Woman:

> > >> Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!" ....and that's when I shot

the

> > >>little

> > >>bastard.

excuse all the arrows...it was forwarded to me..

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