speeding..

[mrray13 30]

A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious

>>nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he

>>wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even

>>seen her naked.

>>One day, as they drove

>>down the freeway,

>>she remarked about his

>>slow driving habits.

>>"I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For

>>every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I"ll

>>remove one piece of clothing.

>>He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.

>>He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.

>>At 60 off came the pants.

>>At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.

>>Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than

>>he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the

>>car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a

>>tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried

>>to pull him free but alas he was stuck.

>>"Go to the road and get help," he said.

>>"I don't have anything to cover myself with!"

>>she replied.

>>The man felt around, but could only reach one of

>>his shoes. "You'll have to put this between your

>>legs to cover it up," he told her.

>>So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a

>>truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over

>>to hear her story.

>>"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs,

>>"He's stuck and I can't pull him out!"

>>The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies,

>>Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he'a a goner!"

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[djjdnap 78]

lol, where do u gert these

[mrray13 30]

lol, where do u gert these

they are sent to me...

i dunno where they come from actually...

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