the knob

[mrray13 30]

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The

>surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small

>knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten

>up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course,

>the woman wanted "The Knob."

>

>

>Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the

>effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

>

>After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two

>problems:

>

>"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to

>turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've

>developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags

>under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

>

>The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those

>are your breasts."

>

>She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[djjdnap 78]

ok i must admit i hadn't read this b4, but i fell outa my seat laughin at this