Sleeping with the boss

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

The basic maths of life proves that Attitude is the secret....

Do you ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%

We have all been to those meetings.... where someone wants over 100%

So how about achieving 103%???

What makes life 100%????

Heres a little maths that might prove useful......

If

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then ....H A R D W O R K

8 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

and ...K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

but.... A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

and ....B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close.... attitude will get you there but bullshit will put you over the top......

And look how far this will get you.....

A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 14 7 = 118%

AND SLEEPING WITH THE BOSS

19,12,5,5,16,9,14,7 , 23,9,20,8, 20,8 ,5 ,2,15 ,19,19 S ,L E, E ,P ,I, N,G, W ,I ,T ,H T,H,E B,O , S , S AND THAT MY DEAR IS 235 %

[dozure 0]

awesome!

[jesse 0]

Quality!

[Tirefryr 1,742]

This is getting linked to my old boss.

[djjdnap 78]

NICE :boink:

[ShRapNeR 0]

sorry.... sleeping w/ the boss may be high... but those other words are ONE word not 4...

LAZYNESS = high also.. (sorry to "lazy" to add it up)