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    Welcome to the IHoP

    this made me think of the 40 year old virgin deleted scenes.. "you know how i know your gay?
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    yeah, I seem to get a lot less attention in the Impala when doing stupid stuff than I would in something like a F-body i was on i-81 one time right at the JMU exit doing about 15-20 over the speed limit when I see a cop pull out from the median, i pull right behind a mustang and just wait. cop comes up, sits beside me with his lights on, i slow down, he pulls the mustang. oops!
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    i don't know about there, but here most of the professors are so busy with other shit that they don't have time to write whole new exams and honestly rarely care enough to do it anyway.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    I'm the strange one? it wasn't my monkey
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    the hob is no more.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    she got really pissed when i tried to spank the monkey though.
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    SSA member account upgrades

    i'd upload vids if my upload speeds didn't suck. i even have a few really good ones from the pre-great 12 challenge.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    i did not mean G-rated pics..... and this is the hop, not hob
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    And to be fair, the reason i've been horribly vague lately is because i've been seeing a new girl and wasn't quite ready to jinx it. but now i suppose i can start giving rotten little details. if she ever becomes ok enough with her body to let me take pics you all will see them, but they will def not be posted on here.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    ok ok i'm bored so i'll give you all the synopsis of last night. ok so we're getting through the foreplay shit and she's going down on me. Of course she switches over to a rusty trombone variation. From here i try to get her to just let me fuck her but she insists she has another plan. So she yells to her roomie to bring in the other partner. i had no idea they had a monkey. And I also had no clue that monkeys had no gag reflex. so at this point i have her playing the rusty trombone while this monkey...well orangutan to be fair, is trying to gag her/himself on my cock. Of course given the level of nerve excitment you can imagine this didn't last long before i was ready to give my man milk away. Well who doesn't want to give a monkey a cumshot? And this is when the weird shit happens. the girl and the monkey start snowballing... how weird is that/????
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    and this is the hop, since when do my posts have to make sense?
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    lol i do expand on it, just not in here. which is why tom gave me the lol sign
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    it wasn't weird in the "this should be in german porn" category. and it was really just the way it happened. but i'll refrain from posting it here.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    ok so even though i may be a bit of a freak, i had one of the strangest things ever done to me last night. i was totally weirded out for about .00001 seconds.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    sorry to hear that ryan2
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    so i went to the gym, i had two options, A. go to yoga with the chicks B. go run about 2.5 miles again (ran about that much earlier today) i chose A but good god it would have been easier to run 10miles.
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    4 atlas 12's - need a little help wiring

    with ANY sub, not just the atlas..follow this diagram from jl audio....if they allow hotlinking
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    4 atlas 12's - need a little help wiring

    That isn't how you wire coils in series. That is just shorting the coil.
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    Hello from Greece!

    welcome aboard, your english is quite good. Easily understandable.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    does it not look just like him??
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    http://www.dcsoundlab.com/home.html ok to anyone local. when the hell did dave go pose with that shirt on??? scroll down the home page about halfway
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    ugh, i might be buying a 1500d just because of the price. ppl need to stop telling me about good deals on car audio.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    hmm acidburn seemed very preoccupied when i was just on the phone with him. and fudge his 70 degree "nice" weather
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    fudge me my mind is shot, i mean sources, not references. though i guess references still works.
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