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I've never been to Brooks, but I have colleagues that only shop there. IMO of course their shit doesn't fit, but I don't think mine does either. I define fit like the Euro's do though. That being said he sure made it sound like they had a ton of variety that could make it okay. What sort of clothing do you need? Also curious how bad the stock Nordstrom shirts are as the Rack's in town usually have a few. I'd go to the main store for the fit though to make sure you know what you want as the Rack employee's are not quite of the same caliber.

HOLY big frame.

I have one strong leg.

The Maxim bacon scale is an awesome way to highlight how shitty ranch dressing is.

Considering chicken sashimi is possible and can be safe obviously this is related to how the animals are raised. Of course same reason there is no trichinosis in the US now too.

And it is worse. You can eat pork only cooked to 137 (IF you are artificially worried about trichinosis). Eating Chicken cooked that rare I am NOT interested in.

Not where I get my pork, lol

I am not a huge fan of chicken. Vile beast. If you don't own Kosher salt though, you need some otherwise it won't even be edible.

Happy Birthday!

The rest of the crew that has piped in is rather good with exercise advice. I can probably only help in the dietary portion. In particular in making things that are good for you taste good.

Obviously in this case it isn't as easy as not pulling a lung dart from a pack, but the first step is the same IMO. Your second steps need a lot more diligence, but I am sure it'll be easier if the first step is right.

What fixed it was for me to label myself a non-smoker and act as such. So fucking hard always wanting to cheat. One day I decided I was done, changed how i labeled myself and was able to follow through with ease. Setting yourself up emotionally to "win" helps a ton.

Sorry, bad joke. Although there is some credibility in that maneuver. It is akin to a reality of mine. Quitting smoking. Not that hard, I've done it at least 100 times.

Real cure. Change your name from BigJon to LittleJon. Problem solved

All I do is walk. By nature, I speed do everything though so it's an awful lot of speed walking. Yes, I'm the guy that alwys looks like I am in a rush at the airport.

An on ze plane home

Ha, I wear a 15+ . Not going to be easy to fit things in either location and have you still drive. Add to that the questions regarding processing and I think you are jumping in a bit over your head if you think you can get horns and pro audio mids to work nicely. It is far from trivial to do so.

More seriously I've never heard of a lap band, but have seen some amazing results from a bypass. I am supportive of your decision to do everything else first. Absolutely have a ton of respect for that.

What's wrong with a lap dance?

Hmm, interesting. I'm not opposed to shooting, just don't own guns.

i,m a 7

Then I'd even come

Oops, sorry. Have sailor?

How do they taste?

just want to clarify one thing real quick. The VVX/IVX are TURDS in comparison. Shouldn't be referenced at all in the same sentence.