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///M5

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    Welcome to the IHoP

    I wish I was there, I'd like to imbibe some of those said beverages with you.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    Do it, do it....then post pics.
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    free stuff links

    /\ or is it in Jim's van?? I understand he is a roper.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    162.50 now!
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    and with that, I am going to go and get me some lunch.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    V-10, at startup it makes 400hp until you press my favorite button, the M button which unleashes her up to 500hp.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    Bye!
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    Good lord man, have you seen the new ones ? The local dealership just got one in. Wow Driven one, my ludicrous uncle owns one...along with a Z06, SRT-10 PU, and a hog with a 113S&S and Nitrous.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    TOP
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    Even if eternal bliss only last 24 hours.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    It took me a while with her before I could Git er dun that quick.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    I haven't driven the M since I bought the truck. I need more driveway space so it can get out. Going to take her out tonight and treat her real good. I feel the need for cornering quickly.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    Well the longer you take the longer you can pull one over for afterwards, but in a push 3 minutes can do.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    And if you are trying to sell them on something, it is SO much easier afterwards when they have that glow.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    It is simpler to satisfy then to deal with an unsatisfied lady.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    I finally realized why Jim went by JackFrost before, the editor.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    Actually by name it would be Love Machine.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    I'm a sex machine
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    /\ just noticed the editor got me on the female dog
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    Nah, be really mean. Just teach them wrong words . Tell them the proper english greeting for a man to a woman is " What up, you dirty C@@@" We did that to a French foreign exchange student that we had, actually it was my buyer who did it, but nonetheless it was great. We are in Detroit Lakes, town of 4000 that booms to 300,000 people between 18-25 over the fourth of July. The guy who always bought me booze, thought it would be fun to teach Sylvan how to pick up women. He gave him a couple decent lines and sent him off, after a little success he taught him a new one. "Take your panties down female dog!" It was hilarious to watch when he went and used it, even though he didn't even get slapped.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    eff the power, good luck with that exam!
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    it was just a smiley from another site, works on one of my machines...
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    who makes the best wire???

    He did ask for the best, not the best for the dollar. In no way shape or form is Knu the best, nor anything else listed. They are all good choices, but wire is, eh wire. I prefer to buy twisted, shielded but everything else is just uneccessary bling. The best wire in the world won't make crappy equipment or a crappy install sound any better.
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    Welcome to the IHoP

    I have a bro-in-law from Bangladesh, but both him and his wife are completely insane.
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