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I wonder if she read, or filled out the card

Daaayyyumm at least he get's the flower delivered by a nice looking woman

Time to put on a straight face, and claim innocence

Tee hee

Uh oh's I see the stritesky van pulling up. Thought it was jim at first. Has a very similar rose

THe higher the intoxication level. The more accent comes out.

I'm not the smartest feller, but just because I like to fish doesn't make me a redneck hillbilly either. Northeners around Smith Mountain Lake automatically assume I'm a neck when they see me hauling the boat.

Twas born in south carolina, raised in Fl.

Work mainly , most are refugees.

Especially when they start making assumptions about me

I break out the accent, to fook with people.

I know several ukranian, and serbians locally. I'll make some tapes of them speaking english so you can pick up the accent

I can play the role of hillbilly rather well when needed

Or if I am messing with someone

We all have an accent. Mine tends to get worse with alcohol ingestion

This isn't bad compared to some previous prankings

That's what makes it so fun.

I expect swift and brutal retalliation

More power to him if he does. This is just one rung, in the ever growing ladder of pranks we have pulled on each other over the years.

Speaking of signing forms, I have the worst hand writing in the world. My mom says judging by my hand writing, I should have been a doctor. My dad has the same chitty hand writing, mom's looks like caligraphy. The one time I decided I was going to try and forge one of thier signatures. I tried mom's. Don't know wtf I was thinking. Took the teacher all of two seconds to drag me up front so she could call my mom.

Bossman's back, he still looks happy. So all is still a go

I wired a back up beeper in my eldest sisters book bag years ago. Used a mercury switch so everytime the book bag got tilted the beeper would start. Twas funny, she didn't think so. But everybody else did

Mom wouldn't mind actually. I have installed at least subs and an amp in every car she has had for the past 20 years. Basshead mom ftw

Nnnnooooooo not me. I wouldn't do something like that

Western sizzlin had to put speed bumps in at the buffet line just to keep up with them