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I wanted to smack the other one around a little, but salem po po showed up before I got the chance

Now my shoulder hurts, but it's a good hurt

So I do my best kojak impersonation. And park in front of a house a little ways up, on the other side of the street. I sat there for a couple minutes before the trooper showed up. As soon as he pulled up in front of their house. One of the arseholes took off running. I thought oh hell nah, this sob ain't going no where. I hopped out of the car, and tackled the fook in the street. That felt so d@mn good Hit him so hard, my glasses flew off my face. 250 lbs vs. 100 lbs soaking wet with boots on makes for an ugly collision. The adrenaline was flowing now baby. I grabbed the dude by the ankle and drug him out of the road. About this time the trooper was coming down the street. He was smiling the entire time he was handcuffing dumb arse. He searched the dude I tackled and found a bag of marijuana, and little baggy of assorted pills. The other dude was clean except for the doob he tried to eat. And burnt the fook out of his lips with Not the sharpest knives in the drawer. Any who, he put them in his car, and called for the Salem City po po. I walked up to the trash can to pick up my head unit. It looked like they smashed it with a d@mn hammer. I waited for the Salem po po to show up. Filled out the report and all. THey were charged with possesion, possesion of paraphanalia (sp?), grand larceny, and resisting arrest. One boy is 19 the other is 18. Jail time bishes One of the salem cops was being kind of rude toward the trooper. He asked him why in the world was he up here in this neighborhood. Trooper man told him he was heading to lunch and was just driving through when he smelled marijuana, and saw those two smoking it. He said this gentleman ( me ) was up the street visiting some one and tackled the younger one in the street when he tried to run. Funny thing, there's no restaraunts in my neighborhood. Not even close I feel better that I got to hit one of them. But I'm still peaved they destroyed my 9835. At least justice was served Just to show my appreciation, I took the state trooper, his wife, and bossman all out to dinner.

Sum female dog, these bastages were really ballsy, or just plain fooking stupid. Standing out in the middle of broad day light. Passing a doob back and forth. I called up the state trooper. Told him he I see what appears to be my head unit laying on top of a trash can at thier house. And if he rides, by the smell of marijuana should lead him to the correct house

They didn't notice, or seem to care when I drove by twice. Second time by, I saw my headunit laying on top of a trash can.

Met state trooper at my house yesterday. I went to the suspected idjuts house by myself first. Rolled past the house and they were standing around a beat up pos mustang lx. Looked to be putting a system in or something.

But ,Salem City now has two more prisoners

My 9835 is no more

Full report in the morning unless I'm in jail. If so then just read the paper

I'm off to lay the smacketh down

Alrighty the witching hour is here.

I usually tell them I'm allready wiping my arse with $50's I don't need anymore

Solicitors can be fun. Especially the ones who start out saying " You want more money ? "

I'm 41 years old, and still get calls from them. Last one that called was from the Marines. I said damn man yall getting desperate ain't ya

I ain't skurred... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Be afraid, be very afraid

Make sure you wipe it off first

Sorry, smart arse is coming out

I'll take some where in va for a 1000 alex

I'm the one who usually does the skeering

I ain't skeered

Jimbo