ramos
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Everything posted by ramos
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I swear to god I heard the bar stool scream
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When the one sat next to me
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And I can still see my toes
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Also have enough sense to buy clothes that fit
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And I don't have the frontal arse thing going on
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But at least my boobs don't look like an extra set of elbows
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I have man boobs
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I'm big too
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Don't get me wrong
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As was the bartender
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My friend that was with me was in tears
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She left after that
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I told her she should have hid better, as it seems it found her again
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She told me she had lost a lot of weight
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I was getting a little intoxicated, and I think I made her mad though:)
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I let her for a while
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One of the moo cows came and sat next to me at the bar and started flirting
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I was nice though
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It's a pretty good sign you shouldn't be wearing it
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If your clothing requires help, and or power tools to put on
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If they make you turn blue from lack of circulation
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Tight jeans are not sexy
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A fooking circus tent could end up looking like a thong
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With an arse that big
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The thong and hip huggers may not have started out life that way
